I update often.

I swear some of the pics have photographic flash powder on them.

There's one provider that's been 29 since I moved here 5 years ago. So I suspect she headed toward 40.

When hobbyists chase pussy straight based on pictures and a got to have her attitude, then they deserve the outcome. $ wasted on a pretty face, gorgeous body, but no real passion for fucking. I know. I've been burned a time or two.

I read provdier ads and I'm impressed by how many are 'highly educated' and 'well traveled'. But my favorite line of them all continues to be 'curves in all the right places'. Girls...we can smell bullshit from a mile away.

Briar, I love 'It's me or it's free'. What if it's not her and she's nasty? Might not be able to give it away!

No kidding, right?

I love this one, especially when they list it for "new clients".    

Yes, multiple hours are highly preferred....... for the lady.  More money, less appointments, no problem!

But for the guy, he's wise to stick a toe in the water with a new lady first before diving in head first with multiple hour engagements.

Hardwood, I had no idea you were a total GFE!

Good to know doll - hahahaha

This really bugs me... I would love to see someone genuinely my age. But often have to look for younger so the 'math' works out...

holding today's newspaper!

Might be worth another thread but...

How about this, you EMAIL your info (all your info, I mean everything) to a "provider" and you NEVER hear back from her.

NEVER...

I ask myself....  What kinda vault did THAT go into???

Just wondering.  

Be careful.

SP

99 percent of the time I see a girl call herself a MILF, I wouldn't do it for free

Then there is "I love greek",  yea she loves it so much she wants an extra 200 for it.

Girls who advertise as "low volume" on every board with every opportunity they are given.

"Back by popular demand"  means they either got locked up or tried another job and are back

I think it has more to do with asking questions like that over the phone. Having never seen you, why would they give you an affirmative response? Even LE won't ask those type questions.

No way would a hobbyist ask some of the those questions.

.....almost all of the verbage.  i often entertain myself by asking them what their real age is and many times they fess up.  i have learned that the gfe label is so inflated that i  find myself asking on the phone if they mean they kiss, bbbj, things like that and i cannot tell you how many times i hear " oh no, i don't do that"