Chicago

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Jaykim0987 16 Reviews 1434 reads
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1 / 10

I am traveling to Chicago tomorrow night and was wondering if there was a provider that has a incall location in Chicago.
And also for my backup plan I was going find a good strip club to go can anyone recommend a nice strip club in Chicago?

perfesser69 21 Reviews 1535 reads
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2 / 10

Why would you think that any providers might have incall in Chicago?

Seriously, there must be hubdreds yo choose from. They come in all sizes, ages, shapes and personalities. If you can't find someone suitable through the research options on TER, you might belong in a different hobbhy.

Posted By: Jaykim0987
I am traveling to Chicago tomorrow night and was wondering if there was a provider that has a incall location in Chicago.
And also for my backup plan I was going find a good strip club to go can anyone recommend a nice strip club in Chicago?

beyes587 84 Reviews 756 reads
posted
3 / 10

You will find zillions of providers that offer it.  Now I strongly suggest you do it today if you want to schedule something for tomorrow. As far as strip clubs I don't know if you are staying near the airports or in Chicago downtown. Tomorrow the weather is supposed to be kinda dicey. So if you are flying into O'Hare, there is a club called Heavenly Bodies which is relatively near the airport.  You won't have to drive in the snow long.

If you are flying into Midway, downtown Chicago has a couple of clubs.  I would recommend VIP's, 1531 N. Kingsbury. Decent club, pretty dancers, lots of Eastern Europeans. HAVE YOUR SPENDING MONEY BEFORE GOING and get at least 20 single dollar bills.  They have ATMs with service charges that would make the mob blush. There is a bank nearby, but like I said, the weather is gonna suck tomorrow.

Have a good visit.

Axxel 15 Reviews 997 reads
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4 / 10

Chicago is known to have the worst strip club scene of any major city.  If you must hit a club the best mileage is at The Admiral, but if you dont have your own car double up on the ladies.

beyes587 84 Reviews 1747 reads
posted
5 / 10

Yeah, strip clubs in Chicago aren't great, but I don't go to them to get done.  I don't like the Admiral at all, though I had Nina Hartley in my lap there.  They don't serve liquor, not really well maintained and parking is impossible on Lawrence and surrounding streets. If the snow ban goes into effect, you've eliminated even more of the sparse parking.

VIP's and HB are at least more of a club where you can chill. Sure, you will pay premium for liquor but they at least serve it and are more upscale than the Admiral imo.

Axxel 15 Reviews 1186 reads
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6 / 10

Posted By: oneperday
Yeah, strip clubs in Chicago aren't great, but I don't go to them to get done.  I don't like the Admiral at all, though I had Nina Hartley in my lap there.  They don't serve liquor, not really well maintained and parking is impossible on Lawrence and surrounding streets. If the snow ban goes into effect, you've eliminated even more of the sparse parking.

VIP's and HB are at least more of a club where you can chill. Sure, you will pay premium for liquor but they at least serve it and are more upscale than the Admiral imo.
      What does a couple of hours with dances cost these days at Vip's?   I haven't been there in years.  If you are cabbing from downtown it gets expensive if you get beyond Vip's Pink Monkey or Admiral.  If one has a car then I always recommend Industrial Strip, 390, or 0.

Stripclubguy 718 reads
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7 / 10

Where are you staying.  Blackjacks in Elgin has the most liberal no sex in the champaign room policies I have ever seen.  Good looking girls.  Private dances are expensive. Perhaps that's why the girls make the rules behind the curtain,  non-nude on stage, full alcohol bar.  You will spend the same and probably get a bj as having a lady all to yourself alone for an hour.


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beyes587 84 Reviews 1897 reads
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8 / 10

Which simply separates you from your money and leaves your dick hard.  I like 390 and O. Like I said, be safe on the roads tomorrow.

fred_flintstone 15 Reviews 698 reads
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9 / 10

Why am I always the last to know?

NicoToscani 4 Reviews 861 reads
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10 / 10

Although there was a time when I made a post criticizing this place, I now realize that this was a dumb move of me.  I hadn't been to a strip club in years due to ascetic and religious phase in my life, and I had higher expectations of strip clubs than I should have.  For a strip club, it serves the purpose.  I actually agree with Axxel (spelling?). It's probably best to skip the strip club, but if you want to go to one, Scores is OK.

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