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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 701 reads
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Lots of happy dicks hopping around this winter, 'eh?

Chicago is the best city ever - wanted to wish everybody happy shopping, and happy ho-hunting this year - since you know your dicks aren't going to snap off due to -50 below windchill!

xoxoxo

sertab123 25 Reviews 330 reads
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2 / 6

Haven't been on in a while and wanted to say hi to an old friend. Are you still working with Zana?

HarryWotton 11 Reviews 330 reads
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It is not about dicks snapping off - when it is cold the question becomes whether it is an inny or an outie and I am not talking about a belly button :)  Hard to be confident Ho hunting when you have to find your dick, you know?   Thank goodness for warm weather, y'all enjoy the season and the weather before you freeze your asses off.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 232 reads
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5 / 6

If you have an innie that's supposed to be an outie, who better to go to that someone who specializes in making penises grow? LOL

lakeshore35 9 Reviews 228 reads
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6 / 6

If I have learned anything after living here for 60+ years, it's never believe any prediction about the upcoming winter.....could be a breeze and could be a bitch.

Either way, it's gonna get cold, and in the words of Tom Waits, "colder than a well-digger's ass".

Merry Christmas to all.

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