I am looking into finally making my first trip out to Chicago, and was wondering what hotels were the best in terms of ambiance, room size, and of course most importantly location.  

Please respond to this post on the boards if you can so that I can get some good feedback from both the hobbyist standpoint as well as the providers.

Thank you so much in advance for your help.  
Should you wish to contact me directly to give me your personal opinion and why, please feel free to email me at the following email address:
[email protected]

Best,
Kristen Klein

First of all, I must tell you that you're picture is absolutely wonderful, you look beautiful.  Next: Chicago has another provider, who happens to be an absolute jaw dropping boner maker named Kristy Klein.  For the purposes of your visit(s), you may want to go by another moniker. Just a suggestion, of course.  I'll be keeping my eye out for you!

LE does read the board.  I'm sure you will get PMs and e-mails with recommendations.  It is much safer that way.  

Do you have any bathwater I can drink?  WOW!

This is very dumb way to gather information on hotels. Ask them to PM you rather than post info on the boards. The natives with common sense no better.

Forget the hotel, just move in with me!!!

Come on folks.  Let's show some common sense and not make things more difficult for everyone.  Posting hotel names on the board is freaking silly.

This is not rocket science.
I would expect a blurt from a newbie hobbyist, but not a provider who has been around the block.
Silly is putting it mildly.