A 25 year old single girl tells her Mom that she thinks she may be pregnant. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.  The test result shows that yes, the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you?  I want to know!" Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.  Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and says, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I will take care of everything. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. If a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account to your daughter for our child. If a boy , my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."  

"What if there is a miscarriage?" the father asks.

"Then I'm not sure what to do.  What do you suggest?"

The mother, who remained silent all the while the visitor was there, placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looked him in the eye and said to him, "Try again!"

LOL...I would hope for twins

Thats very funny.... lol