My bed seems to have had her own way of gaining attention since 2005 .her first connection with a new hobby friend at the time,when she decided to pop her screws to the metal plate attached to the  sideboard and simply plop us to the floor causing much distraction. The kind man that he is paid special attention to her and got her screws tightened and side boards fixed so  she has done her job as being supportive and has been rewarded with new matress and boxspring not long ago.

She's been reviewed as " beautiful big"  wooden "big" and has earned other pet names. I have spoiled her with the best linens and pillows. shined up her knobs up top, headboard , foot board  feet and support rails .I really should give her a name like Chatterly for her interaction with some men .

I guess she's just has to have attention again and just hours before we ended our year in 2012 she decided to plop again.I could swear my bed is psychic as she only seems to have repair needs when a member of TER is in my area ... and only she knows this.I have also noticed that the men are  the same height ,weight and age  too ! She sure knows how to pick them. It being 7 years between fixes she must have a cycle of her own because she never  fails to amaze  me with who she draws attention from.

Her 7 year itch made its rounds again a few days ago when I guess she felt  she wasn't supporting enough people and decided to zone in. I am now convinced that her being  the third party for the menage'a-trois decided to have a  pampering need again on  while I was quietly relaxing on the side of her which are usually occupied by a member of the opposite sex when ...slam! Down she went with no  warning signs she just slammed down. With her rails still tightly in place droping her boards now.

I  knew I could'nt fix her myself but she refused to lighten her weight. I managed to put her boards back in and she insisted on dropping her boards  time and again from under the box spring.She refused to keep her boards up. By now I am convinced that she has a sixth sense because she plopped down on one side again and there I was feet up head down thinking oh no  I cannot possibly fix you.You are just not lining up what is wrong with you? And then my phone rang and low and behold liam to the rescue .
liamdoherty that is...


With the male touch and 12 screws later which she never mentioned as needing in all of her years as my third party guest there you were to let her communicate with you . Men know my bed better than me.And my bed seems to have this relationship with them too l LOL!

Astonishing, her exact choice in men same height weight age and style of the one before who she demanded TLC from really drilled her to contentment. I will wait to see her in the next 7 year itch in which she displays expected in 2019 on new years eve when she has another intuition and is once again becomes eager to learn of who will be the next man in her life. I wonder what her stunt will be then.
She is screwed in the side, screwed from beneath screwed to the left and screwed to the right top and bottom and in between and I cannot think of another place she will need a screw as I see no more holes!


She got screwed more times than I did this holiday season as 6 screws were secured on both sides of her bottom boards. I must congratulate her for being the silent third party in her private affair with select men in the industry who she certainly has her craft down with and seems to know just when to plop for them. And they too seem to enjoy screwing her parts together.Her radar is astounding and I am by now convinced she is a little bewitched.  Thank you liam for taking care of this bewildered bed of mine if she can speak her reviews would be quite entertaining. You made her  new years eve ...and mine too a restful one and who knows maybe when you sat on her she had a little shuttering "O" ... her wood seems to be all set... at least for the next 7 years.

Angela

....tooed to no end..... I think I fixed her for good LMAO

Angela,
your so very welcome sweet heart, I'm glad I could help a Damsel in Distress. That I was in the area was so serendipitous.
I hope your feeling better........
lol I seem to helping the ladies get well and not getting any....... myself
Thanks for your kind, supportive words on my latest......they helped the  healing process....... (sigh)
Be Well sweetie see you at the M&G's

Thats a great story , your as talanted a writer as you are an escort!

Been a long time, but I know she was in fine spirits when I visited (on) her.  What's that say about me??  Great story Ang.