This totally sucks... So many guys are heading off for the holidays, and it’s going to be sloooow for the next week.

Now we ALL know what happens when Ashley doesn’t get her little nymph-ass laid regularly don’t we??? I TURN INTO “SUPER-BITCH”!!!

I can’t help it, it’s a force of nature, and I’m liable to do things that would make Osama seem like a humanitarian...

So before the U.N. starts “Ashley sanctions”... Help save the world from my under-sexed wrath, protect all creatures great and small, and ensure that my bedpost don’t need to be revarnished... again.

In other words... DO YOUR DUTY TO MY BOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!... (then again, the U.N. does usually send in a few hundred peace keeping troops first... hmmmmm)  

Ashley, your a real trip!! Never stop being you!!