Can anyone recommend a provider for a memorable "wet and wild" experience?  I am looking for more of a lubricator than a squirter.  I apologize in advance if my terminology seems awkward, but I didn't know how else to put it.

RO  Give Lori a call, i am new to this hobby but she was personable, fun and the best time I have had since college.  She more than meets your requirement.
http://www.rs2ktravel.com/rs2k-travel-listing.tpl?id=lori-1