Hello Everyone!

Is anyone familiar with this agency or has dealt with them? http://www.adultmodelschi.com Any info would be greatly appreciated. Please PM with info, Thanks..

-Gabriella...XOXO

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Free medical benefits. Life insurance. Tuition assistance. If you truly believe that, I have ocean front property to sell you in Afghanistan.

Apparently the authors have a very different understanding of how "death benefits" works..

"Life Insurance (In case you are ill and can't pay bills.)"

Perhaps time to get Banacek on the case?

The first picture I saw on the website was bars of gold and a diamond.  I would guess this place is run out of some dingy apartment by middle eastern men.    The broken english on there is real reassuring as well.  

NO no, we no kidnap and traffic humans at AMC.

While they call themselves a modeling agency, it's clear from reading their requirements that they're a high-end escort agency. The benefits they refer to may exist for the highest earners but you better be a VIP, 10/10 quality escort if you expect to earn benefits after the 6-month trial period. My guess is very few ladies if any ever qualify for benefits because if they are really that good, they don't need to work for an agency and they're more than capable of buying their own insurance. I like the descriptions of exotic vacations meaning you'll  be accompanying some wealthy men on escort trips

My favorite "requirement" (yeah..it's on their requirement list  LOL) is "no ghetto behavior or ebonics speaking.

Closely followed by the "Must not be more then 30 lbs over weight when applying"...I guess if they blow up after applying that's OK?

Yep...I'm sure that only TER 10/10's need apply  

 
1. Must be female..No males!
No substance abuse issues
Must be professional
No piercings except belly button..others should be removed before working a shift.
Excellent attitude
Excellent customer service
Ability to follow directions exactly as told
No ghetto behavior or ebonics speaking
Must not be more then 30 lbs over weight when applying
No smoking while on shift.
Ages 18-40
If you have any part of your head shaved then wait until it is grown out before applying.

The site plainly says they only hire women aged 18-40, unless that was a typo and they really meant 60, that should keep our friends safe. lmao

Yeah, this site just screams "high class" to me. I think PP might have gotten an early start on the New Years egg nog if you ask me. This is just simply what happens when street pimps take night classes on how to design a web site.

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There was so much to read it went right over my head. Good catch!

I speak Ebonics so I'm unqualified. Lol jk. But it did say, 'Must be able to follow orders exactly as told.' That's just not going to happen with me lol. I take orders in corporate world, but in the sex industry, I do it the way I know I'll leave this industry the best woman I can be.

I just read the site. Very large promises. Not realistic whatsoever.  

And the famous "Are you not satisfied with your old vehicle? Come buy a brand new Lexus!"

"We treat our models like family. We look out for them when everyone else they know in life has disappointed them. We teach them things that they never learned before. That is our personal and business philosophy. Investing in our people is good for everyone including our clients, who see a major difference between our models and the rest of what is out there.."

So they pretty much tell girls no one understands you, but we do. I've got plenty of awesome people in my life that don't understand me. And I don't understand them either. But I don't need to join an escort agency to feel understood lol.  

 
I'm out here, I invest in myself. I put on my make up very well, and have a team of stylists too. I go to my nail place and my hair girl lol... And photographers. I can hire one whenever I want. And financial advisors. (Well, that's really my bills coming in the mail saying 'pay this'  lol.) I fly first class when they have great deals on upgrades, lol. I'm not rich nor am I famous.

But Gucci and Tiffany's, hmmm... Do you think they'll buy me one of the $18,000 snake skin purses?


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You aren't gunning for BSU of Chicago, are you? The competition here with CosmicSuckUp and MacDiaper is awfully steep, but I suppose if you keep trying like this, you might still have a chance of catching up these last few days before the ballots are cast. lmao

and just where do I ever imply that she is too old to be a ho? I only said that the age requirements of this socalled "high class" agency are 18-40, you don't honestly think that her real age is in that range, do you? If you do, you might qualify for SPOTY, (Chicago division of course) as well as BSU.

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Let's break this down shall we?

1. Must be female..No males!

Translation: Deep pussy check required and there better be a fucking uterus up there.

2. No substance abuse issues

Translation: You must be an expert substance abuser, no amateurs, know what the fuck you're doing when shooting up!

3. Must be professional

Translation: No punching the john, biting his dick off, or use of castration devices

4. No piercings except belly button..others should be removed before working a shift.

Translation: Take the rings out of your eyes, ears, nose, throats, lips (both sets). They give johns the fucking heebie jeebies.

5. Excellent customer service

Translation: No calling johns mother fuckers, no beating them up, no robbing them, and definitely no killing them. Always have a fake smile no matter what hole they hit by accident or on purpose.

6. Ability to follow directions exactly as told

Translation: You stupid bitch, I told you Motel 6, not the Hilton, where the fuck are you?

7. No ghetto behavior or ebonics speaking

Translation: Bitch be stupid, toe da line bitch

8. Must not be more then 30 lbs over weight when applying

Translation: Any extra weight over 10 lbs must be in your fake tits. Gain as much as you want after we hire you.

9. No smoking while on shift.

Translation: Shaking like a leaf and going BSC is acceptable but do not light up!

10. Ages 18-40

Translation: We'll check your fake ID, +- 5 years. No old wrinkly bitches!  

11. If you have any part of your head shaved then wait until it is grown out before applying.  

Translation: Johns don't like baldies except your pussy. Grow some hair bitch!

Additional requirements:

12. Must not stink when applying

13. Must wash pussy between johns, wet TP acceptable

14. Daily shower required or every 10 johns whichever comes firs

See the real requirements in my post above.

First you imply she's old enough for an Aldo photo shoot and now you're implying she's unqualified to to be a ho. Cover your junk GaG, Lorena Bobbit is in the house.

It was nice and quiet around here till you showed up. Now look, posts everywhere which means being here longer to stay on top of things. It was great for a few days when the board was so dead I never bothered checking in.

That so-called 18-40 range which you gratuitously extended to 60 should encompass just about every woman alive on TER. OK, not all of them but most. I'm not guessing Julia's age, I know what's good for me, lol.

Last I looked I wasn't spotting but I'll check again just to be sure. I hear the ladies don't like it when we're on our periods.

close call, gotta be more careful when you're around.

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Let's have a competition for best translation, lol