An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his  advice on reviving her husband's libido.

 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.  'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.

'  'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.

.  It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.

.'  It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.

  The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

  'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

  'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

 'Freakin' jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop having coffee at Starbucks  

Seems I 've heard that one from somewhere before......

From 3/3/10
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=109751&boardID=16&page=1

From 3/1/10
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=109611&boardID=16&page=2


Happy St. Paddy's Month....Mic Madness!!!!

Good one, Sin. A variation on a less seasonal story, but I loved the timely twist.

Sorry, but I can assure you I did not copy your post.  I do not visit the Florida Board.  Generally I am on the Chicago or Newbie Board.  The joke was one I received in my email...

so great minds think alike... And so do ours.