Beware of auto correct on your text message:

Mom:  dad and i fondlied ourselves last night
Mom: we didn't get good results. nothing came up
Son: LMAO mom I don't know what you tried to write but that is hilarious!!
Mom:  !!! damn auto erect !!!
Mom: Auto Correct!! We googled ourselves! No Reults

OR

Dad: you there son
Son: Yea what's up dad
Dad: I am eating your mother out tonight at 7 so you have to find your own dinner
Son: not sure how to respond
Dad: I mean taking her out. well this has been a fun chat

OR

Friend1: are you packing a sweatshirt
Friend2: I'm bringing 2.  My cameltoe is so huge so I'm just cramming as much as I can in there
Friend1: (-)_(-)
Friend2: My Camo tote OMG!! That's the last straw with autocorrect
Friend1: You mean the straw that broke the cameltoe's back? LMAO