A certain relatively well-known Chicago hobbyist  recently left his hobby phone at an appointment.  The provider who he left the phone with met up with me and gave me his phone to return to him.  

Now, in the spirit of good fun, should I?

A) return it to him immediately and not razz him about his forgetfulness (no, its not the first time he has left items behind at provider appointments)?

B) call a few dozen countries and find out what the current time and temperature is?

C) go to a gay bar and write "for a good time call" and then his number on the washroom stall?

D) call the psychic friends network and get a few readings and charge them to the phone?

E) remove his number from the "do not call" registry?

F) go to an online "Auto Insurance Mall" and ask for insurance quotes, via return phone call, for a 1971 AMC Gremlin?

G) call a few dozen countries and ask how to say the following phrases in their respective languages:

  * Great tits babe and
  * My tongue is so long that I can lick my own eyebrows
  * Want to see my penis

(Who knows, these phrases can come in handy for this hobbyist if he travels internationally)

H) change his ringtone to "Stroken" by Clarence Carter?

I) find an x-rated photo of a man's penis and set it as his screen saver?  Also text this photo to all of his contacts (male and female) with a note that says "I am thinking about you baby!"

J) try to crack his voicemail password and replace the voicemail message with something strange and funny like "Hi, this is XXXX, I can't come to the phone right now.  However, if this is the doctor from San Rafael Hospital in Trinidad, Colorado, please call ONLY between the hours of 9 and 5 as I cannot answer the phone when my SO is around.  I haven't told her yet!"

Or should I be nice, now that he has been sufficiently embarrassed (as he knows who he is), and give him back his phone.  Of course I will!!!  

Just a reminder... guys when you visit a provider, keep your valuables in one place.  This includes your wallet, watch, sunglasses and cell phones.  

Establish the whole, "Clock Your Watch"?

I have never understood the taking off of the watch before playtime deal...

What do you think you are gonna go nuts and smack us in the eye with your Tag watch???

XXX-Giselle

Go with H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unless he hideously overpays for his hobby phone, some of those options aren't even realistic. Set a custom ringtone on a burner phone? lol

Because, you're not really naked, unless you're naked!  

And yes, it took me a few years before I took my watch off with my SO around too. It's amazing how "naked" you can feel if you've been wearing something for years (replacing and cleaning as needed) and suddenly, don't have it resting there.

Anyway, I would be mortified to forget my phone at a companion's site!  Not to mention the lost time looking for it, the delay in getting it back and all the explanations, a companion is not a bank! You shouldn't leave your stuff there!

Yes, ChiAndrea, he should be tweaked for that.  

Now, as to how to tweak him?  I like the idea of changing a ringtone (it can be undone easily enough) and the psychic idea rocks too!  Be interesting to see if you get your fortune, or his!

Really?!!! Hey, if he's dumb enough to not clear his contacts out, I say go for I) LOL!

BTW, what's the difference between an X-rated photo of a guy's penis and a penis photo that's not X-rated? Aren't all photos of a guy's penis X-rated by definition? Maybe if the tip isn't showing or his balls aren't visible it's not X-rated? I don't know, you tell me, lol!

and if we didn't, there'd be no need for providers.

This reminds me of a story a porn star once told me about dropping her phone into the toilet in the ladies room. First thought that crossed my mind was... "you're sitting on the john and talking on the phone"? Ummm, who does that? Turns out guys do it too, heard it a few times at work. Some guy sitting on the john and talking to his wife while we're flushing the urinals. I can imagine the beautiful image that left in her mind. I bet she really appreciated that call, lol.  But I digress. Poor porn star, she flushed the toilet and...well, you can guess how she retrieved her expensive water (and other)-logged Crackberry. And I'm eating dinner while she's telling me all about it. Nice... and then she mentions how she took it home and dried it off with her hair dryer and... it still worked! I lost my appetite at that point. Now, the guy who was talking to his wife on the john? Well, he kinda lost control of the little bugger and it dropped on the floor and went bouncing down the bathroom ending up at the urinals. Out of nowhere, we hear this sweet female voice saying "Hunny?" "Are you there?" "Hunny?" And like magic, all 3 of us flushed at the same time

Watches can scratch a lady's smooth silky sensitive skin and she won't be happy when she realizes she has a scratch on her body. Neither will her upcoming clients who expect her to have a flawless body (we can dream right?). Mens' watch bands can have sharp edges and can also pinch her skin if the band opens during play time. Playing safe also includes leaving no unintended visible wounds on your playtime partner. Notice I said unintended wounds which doesn't include a red butt from spanking.

Ever been spanked Giselle?

PP

Limp or hard?

Blowing its stack when the pic was taken?

So many variables.

sometimes a penis is G-rated. I think you need to examine this closer Sin.
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By "this", I mean your assumptions of course

I reserve spanking for boys that are forgetful and have big, uh, privates, watches and phones...

XXX-Giselle