The Board of Trustees for the American Society of Sport Fuckers United for Carnal Knowledge (ASSFUCK) convened earlier this week and voted to participate in the National Intersocietal Athlethic Association (NIAA). In order to participate, a team nickname is required. The Board narrowed down the choices to three:
1. Aztecs (this will allow for a caricatured and culturally offensive mascot to dance around during halftime of all sporting events).
2. Horny Toads (rather self explanatory).
3. Cubs.
Please submit your preference by April 2nd. The Board will make its decision at the next meeting on April 5th.
The first sport for which the Board has chosen to assemble a team is handball. Anyone out there who excels with his or her right hand? If so, you may wish to sign up. Further updates to follow.
#2 needs to be changed to "Horniest Loads" in order to be raised to the honor of being a name sake of your fine club.... #3 has been assfucking us for far to long, so it would be to expected as a name.... #1 is a keeper... My vote goes to #1..........
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