A business man from Chicago decided to pack it in and move to Montana where he bought himself a ranch.  His first day there he decided to do the cowboy thing ride along the fence, mending the fence where needed.  He was was working on a particular fence post when he looked up and saw a speck on a hill some distance away.  He continued mending the fence occasionally watching the speck draw closer.  Soon he noticed it was a man on horseback riding in his direction.

After awhile, he heard a voice say, "Howdy, Neighbor."  The man looked up and saw a cowboy with his hands resting on the horn of his saddle.  The cowboy said, "I thought I ride over and do the neighborly thing and welcome you to the neighborhood."

The man replied, "Why that's mighty neighborly of you to ride over hear and welcome me to the neighborhood."

"I also rode over you to invite you to a party," the cowboy said.

"Why that's mighty neighborly of you to invite me to a party," the man said.  "I like a good party."

"Yep," said the cowboy.  "There's gonna be drinkin."

"I like to drink," answered the man.

"And, there's gonna be dancin," the cowboy added.

"Man, I sure like to dance," replied the man.

"Then there's gonna be sex!, exclaimed the cowboy.

The man said, "In that case, I better go get washed up."

"Ahh, T'aint necessary," answered the cowboy.  "There's just gonna be the two of us!"