Hi Everyone,

I just wanted to say that the past couple of weeks have been crazy between moving, friends/family in town and vacation.

I wanted to take a moment and tell Chicago that I really appreciate your patience with my responses to email and to please please not take it personal if it took some time to get back to you. Put it this way I still can't find my "hobby" phone LOL

I've been missing in action trying to juggle a lot of stuff but I am back and ready to have some fun!

Red Lip Kisses,
Audrey

I have found it in my heart to forgive you.  Actually, I haven't really been emailing you but reading your post has me concerned. Sounds like life is just too damn hectic for you. I think a little break would be just what the doctor would order. I know Dr STP would.  So...get back to all your fans who have been trying to contact you then book a flight to DC for some R&R.  Being the gent that I am I shall of course volunteer to serve as your tour guide .   BTW...we don't love you for your organizational skills.  Your other qualities more than make up for that deficiency.

You DC guys want our fine ladies as well as your own. You can't have everyone, at least not away from our playground. It's OK to come into our playground, you might get a little sand kicked in your face from time to time but we're generally a pretty good group of kids. We get really bratty when the other klds steal our toys so fair warning.

Haha, we have them and you don't

PP

Could we pleeze borrow Audrey for a few days.   Well , send her back. I promise. And you know you can always trust a promise that comes from Washington!!

OK, since you put it nicely, you can borrow her but you better return her intact because you know Chicago's famous for it's mob connections. You wouldn't wanna piss them off