Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,

"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today on the playground".

Before the mother could raise concern, Sally went on to say, "it reminded me of a peanut".

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really....that small was it"?

Sally replied, "No....Salty".

"No...to salty"