Carolinas

Zombie
rduanon 2 Reviews 419 reads
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1 / 17

I built a bunker out of old buses. I made sure to include all the essentials, food, alcohol, weapons, sex swing, sex toys, lube, condoms, porn. There's nothing like the feeling of getting laid after killing some walkers.

rduanon 2 Reviews 351 reads
posted
2 / 17

You misunderstand. There was no human-undead sex meant, nor implied. That would be gross...and way out of my fetish zone. I'm much more of a toe sucker than a zombie fucker.

The only implied sexy fun is betwixt myself and the any other sexy survivors. So if you are female and reading this message, head to the bunker. Those who arrive get laid.

IanMcKee73 85 Reviews 346 reads
posted
3 / 17

and if I was close by I would show you how warm.  I myself, much like you, have Irish and Cherokee in my blood.   Good mix for killing all the Zombies.  Also, good for getting naughty together!

floyd1039 10 Reviews 387 reads
posted
4 / 17

Went in for a cleaning and found a bad tooth. So my teeth got cleaned up, and my pockets are getting cleaned out for the summer. 2K plus for a bridge. Kind of depressed but still alive and kicking.

But Joe has the right attitude, just listen to the link.

floyd1039 10 Reviews 358 reads
posted
5 / 17
krichardssc 25 Reviews 367 reads
posted
6 / 17

I might come back WALKING like a zombie for a bit, but I will still be very much alive and roaring at the chance to "play". I'm a very positive ---- glass is half-full ---- kind of guy, but I have gotten a bit depressed after realizing I will have to be "hobby free" for several weeks !! HaHa

drjgl46 140 Reviews 353 reads
posted
7 / 17

I still think there are a lot of kind and careing souls still available in the Charlotte who what to make you PURRRRRRRRR like a satisfied kitty cat.

bxb 13 Reviews 332 reads
posted
8 / 17

Every time I get behind an "idiot" on the road or in line at the store or at a restaurant or ... well you get the point ... I think that the zombies got them. If they still have any part of their brains left, they don't use it.  

OK done with my rant. Hope to see you later this week?

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labelman 294 reads
posted
9 / 17

Not sure what the problem is with everyone else but I'm going to saddle up on my Harley and ride. Spring is here and MB rally is around the corner.  Then I have a trip planned out west for a week and come back by Sturgis. There will be Zombies there I'm sure.  Sweet M you need to hop a ride and go for the sunset.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 347 reads
posted
10 / 17

Three straight nights of lows in the 30's, I mean dayum!

xoxo,

Steph

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 325 reads
posted
11 / 17

and be back in full gear in 6 months. You'll be in a world of pain afterwards and during physical therapy, you'll probably wish you hadn't been born, just do the therapy "home work" or better total recovery.

Seriously, kick ass and take names!

xoxo,

Steph

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 329 reads
posted
14 / 17

although it's HIGHLY unusual. ingers crossed or warm weather next week.

BTW there's a certain key on my key board that just stopped working. See I you can igure it out, just riggin lovely!

:-(

Steph

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seanogee 1 Reviews 316 reads
posted
15 / 17

Hope ully, it will be springlike all week. And then there are warm hearts!

Sean

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 356 reads
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16 / 17
longrifleshot 260 reads
posted
17 / 17

in eating Zombies would starve to death ( if that's possible) around here. I was kinda hoping for hot female zombies that just eat something else.

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