So Im in the middle of a session the other day and things start getting hot and heavy like always.  Everything is going great and I ask the lady to help me get undressed.  I love that.  We take off each others shirts and do some fondling then she goes for my pants.  She starts fumbling with my belt, but she cant seem to get it off.  Im trying not to laugh at her, but she's clearly struggling.  Finally she says "I cant get it."  Shes clearly very embarrassed.  At this point she notices me chuckling at her.  "Its not funny you asshole" she said to me.  Be aware we've seen each other a few times and she was smiling.  I laugh even harder then break the buckle open with one pull.  She made a good recovery by saying how "strong" I was.  Kudos.  We ended up having a great session, but it left me wondering has anyone else had a malfunction or something like this happen.  Most of us have read Katy's extremely funny story about her shoes.  Anybody else?

One time as I was driving to be play date, he asks me to arrive without my panties on. I have on my panties, garter belt & thigh highs. So, I proceed to remove my panties which caused me to get a little tied up thanks to the garter belt. I decide to pull into Burger King to fix it. I throw my left leg high up & begin to free my panties when I began to feel I was being watched. I look up to see a man in a big ass truck wearing a shit eating grin with a perfect view of what I was attempting to do. I turned beet red, made a note to self that I really need to pay attention to wear I throw up my leg

She was a tiger getting those clothes off, and at least nothing was ripped.  At the end we were both on hands and knees looking for the belt, then finally remembering what had happened to it.  Nothing like ending a session by moving furniture to find your clothes!  

I had a provider who had a little too much wine and promptly threw up, not on me thankfully, after the session. Talk about ego busting ...

We had both been drinking [ what a surprise, uh ! ] and all of a sudden she runs to the bathroom.  I felt bad for her, but we still met again, but after that she was a little more careful on her intake.

Friend of mine had a provider who was deep in the throws of providing him quite the oral debate and threw up all over him.   Talk about a mood killer

I've had several dates where I was thinking she would get the belt undone and then had to do it myself. I've lost some weight and I had to move to another belt hole to keep my pants up and it's rather tight. The good news is once the belt is undone the pants sort of fall off by themselves.

I'm not a fan of the DT gag, almost puke, experience. Again, I blame porn for this shit!

Yeah, but she insisted I kiss her goodnight! (thankfully I keep a supply of new toothbrushes on hand) Poor thing, she was worried I wouldn't see her again. I may be a bastard, but I'm not that much of a bastard.

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Sometimes, I am all thumbs with the Undoing. When I finally free them from their loops, they somehow slither around my wrists like a snake.  I like to connect the ends together and buckle myself in for the ride.  

Was at a local gentlemens club and the stages are low for dollar dances and the girl reached for my belt. She got it unlocked as it was a simple web belt. Well she tried to whip it off and I guess she put to much into it and slipped in here platforms shoes an right onto her face...Luckily not alot of people saw. But enough to be embarrassed about. I told her no need for any of the quick dance, I tipped her a little extra an its just been a memory of every time i go there.

I have a couple of those.  Pretty sure we can find a use for them.