Email from J** ****


I am looking for the real GFE.

I am said to be somewhat a good cook for certain dishes.  I am looking to cook lump crab cakes for the right person in South Charlotte near Pineville, NC.  I kinda think it is counterproductive to use funds and be pleasurable to your pallet at my expense in double.  If you wish to bring a female friend for dinner, so you can “check out the scene,” fine.  I like time to warm up and to be relaxed.  I am willing to go to two hours for the GFE from you, but I need some kinda reassurance you are worth the investment.  Sorry, have had enough of let’s get it over.  Dinner would be at 6PM or just the encounter at about 7PM.



I’m not the seven minute of activity kinda guy.  I like to orally pleasure the woman and prefer that she is vocal about stuff.  Like to have mouth on mouth kissing in foreplay.  I don’t much benefit from a female orally pleasuring me; for some reason it doesn’t work for me.



The woman of my interest has been abroad since a week after my birthday in February and will not return to the US for some time.  I have avoided going to seduce another woman in a “Bar Situation,” because even though we have a non-committal relationship, she is who I want to be with.  Yeah, could go to any number of bars and “score,” but I don’t wish to complicate any future with her.  Thus, a NSA pro.



Let me know, J**



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So guys..I know you wonder what a lady goes thru on a daily basis to be a provider...

Well..I have received emails that have shocked...disgusted..me. Today was the kicker. I just received this in my email...

"would u meet for 2 1.75 bottles of crown royal"


Are you kidding me!! LMAO!

So I am just saying THANK YOU to the awesome respectful men on TER who I love so much and make my daily life of a provider amazing. Cause if I got emails like the one above everyday I would be GONE! Lol


Ladies...for fun...whats some shocking questions you have received??

A potential client asked if he could wear my favorite pair of underwear. No!

The most recent one..
An email from a gentleman. Explaining To me that he was retired and I was to expensive but
He would be doing me a favor because it would be the very best I had ever and I would be graced by his presence on a regular basis...

Not only is this a really odd request, it has to be a first going into an encounter EXPECTING crabs!

..... all time worst i've seen was a guy bartering for golf lessons. GOLF LESSONS!

Yes I have imagined what your go through.  Fortunately, my imagination is not as crazy as your reality.  I guess it is like most of life, you have to separate the nuts from the cherries!!

Bunch of Jackwagons out thee.

Thanks for the insight.  Be safe, have fun.

I didnt ask Jessica for any money for the pleasure of my company!!  I was just trying to make her an offer she couldnt refuse.  -----  Go figure she refused. lol

What you are saying is if I tell you I was laid off and living on unemployment checks.  You wouldnt give me a 95 percent discount????  What if I threw in a 6 pack of beer or maybe some ripple?