Carolinas
What she said (E)
Im a decent looking guy whos pretty loaded and new to this whole thing. There is a little problem. I am extremely picky. Yea all your pics are cool but I wanna see more. No Panties! I love the art of a well groomed woman . I Say we have a contest who can get the best shot down there...haha. Then I can decide which provider best fits me. Who needs panties anyways, they always get in the way. First thing I do is OFF with the panties. O yea, I say hi first. You can only imagine what my favorite sexual pastime is. Ive wokin up to finding "her" panties around my leg... (dont ask), hanging on lamps, my dog walking by with them in his mouth, hanging from dressers, clocks, tvs, etc. Same with bras. One night a pair of panties were om my head. O man I felt like one of those guys in that movie Weird Science trying to create a woman...the only difference was they were wearing bras. So in a nut shell u can show up at my door wearing a rain jacket for all I care...there ya go we can roleplay and Im the Captain of a ship of crazy pirates who have been w/o any females in years.."ahoy maytees"...ill get all my friends over...I know its all about me....!! But im one hell of a time@!!