"Should I legalized prostitution"? Really, do you have that kind of power? Impressive, for a guy who can neither type nor spell. What the hell is a "patroit", anyway?

So, I bet at the last party you got invited to back in the 80s, you walked up to people one-at-a-time, or in groups, and asked "Hey, did you pay your fair share of taxes?" I'm sure it's just a polite form of conversation on your planet, but FYI down here on Earth, it's a personal and private subject. Here's a few opening lines you can use if you ever get invited to another party (hey, you can dream!) that will get you an equal or better response:

- "Nice car, how much money do you make?"
- "Nice dress, how much do you weigh?"
- "When are you due? Oh, you're not?"
- "Cute pix of your kids. You get snipped, or do you wear a condom now when you fuck your wife?"

That should be enough. I'm sure the party ends pretty soon after you arrive anyway...

And as far as I know prostitution is illegal but companionship is not! I plead the fifth. But I'm no prostitute thats for sure!

With all smiles,
Alexa