Are you sure this didn't actually happen to you?

Your fictious cinero reminded me of a hobby related reoccuring dream I have every few months. It always stresses me out! :o

Too funny! LOL!!!

9 days left? You guys know what I mean. You get that dreaded message fron TER when your VIP is about to expire. What's frustrating to me is that I would prefer to just pay for a year's membership. HOWEVER, in my opinion there is no good method for many hobbyists. The two options, as I know it, are:
1. Credit Card ---- N O T !!!
2. Cash Transaction ("TRUST CASH") by going to an affiliated bank that handles the transaction.
Have any of you actually done the cash option? It may be me, but I am so paranoid of doing that. I can just see the scenario going something like this.........

Good ol' krich struts into the bank. I walk up to "Tammy the Teller".....

krich: "Good morning. I need to do a Trust Cash transfer please."

Tammy the Teller: "Oh, sure. Do you have the paperwork?"

krich: "Yes ma'am. Here you go" & I hand over the "invoice" from Trust Cash & the money.

Tammy the Teller: As she is tap-tap-tapping on her keyboard......looks up & says "aren't you John Holmes (krich's real name) ---- You may not remember me, but I was dating Dick Longjohnson & we came by & tailgated with you guys."

krich: A silent thought of "holy shit !!!" & then a verbal "ahh, ahh yea I think soooo"

Tammy the Teller: continues tap-tap-tapping, but SLOWER & somehow this bank & ALL their tellers know exactly where this transaction is headed. She looks up & at that point, she is either going to give me a flirtacious smile & keep on going (because she moonlights & is secretly one of our "Carolina Girls") OR she is going to give the "you disgusting bastard look". The later is NOT good if you are trying to fly UTR, right? Let's say she chooses the "bastard" route. At that point, she becomes a defender of all women & informs ALL of the other tellers & the customers of what I'm up to ---- w/ "Ladies, this guy is sending this money to that porn-dating website. That is sooooooooooooo disgusting. I bet all you do is sit around & M A S T E R B A T E in front of you computer. AND ladies they actually meet women on that site!! That is gross !!! I never thought you would be like that. Wait 'til I tell Dick"

Yes ---- a scene striaght out of a Adam Sandler - Chris Farley movie !!

krich: At that point, I am trying to do my best to blend into the carpet. I put on my sunglasses (complete w/ Groucho Marx disguise) & slither out. BUT, before I depart.......I manage to save my manhood by declaring --
"I DO NOT masterbate to that site. I just read the articles. They are intellectually stimulating........DAMN YOU.......DAMN YOU Tammy the Teller"!!!

With that.........my ego is saved.........I disappear into the maze of the real world.

Now I know I am being sarcastic, but you just never know. So, I am curious if any of you gentlemen have used the "Trust Cash" option provided by the wonderful folks of TER? If so, please let me know how it went. I would much rather pay for a year membership rather than having to submit reviews. I have found some ladies that I am very happy with, so my reviews won't be as numerous.I'm confident I am not the only one with this issue.

Thanks All !!!!!

I too had concerns when regaining my VIP on TER.

But trust me, it's painless!!

In my head I had also imagined a scenario where the Teller might give me a 'funny look', but it never happened.

I had been prepared to use a story about an Ebay purchase, but again all that actually hapened is that I gave her the invoice number and the cash, she gave me a receipt, asked if there was anything else she could help me with, and I was on my merry way.

I do know that the Trust Cash website let's you pick whichever bank you would like to pay at, so if you're still nervous, pick one where you're very unlikely to run into someone you might know.

Chiguy

I have not used Trust Cash, nor am I likely to, but I loved your description !!!  laughed out loud (which by the way created it's own issues in the office here !)

That was hillarious.  Nope havent done a trust cash thang.   After that description I will never be able to with a straight face.  Especially if the teller name plate says Tammy.

Pee-Wee Herman !!!

I thought it was VERY funny!! It had me LITERALLY laughing out loud!!

PLEASE god, DONT let the tellers name be Tammy! I honestly dont think I'd get anything done!! LMAO!!!