Most of my little stories aren't really hobby related. Mostly because I've had great gals and sometimes something a little funny may happen during a session but always figured best to keep those private. Especially if I'm the one who does something stupid, which 99% of the time would be the case. Anyways this one was in the lead up to a much anticipated rendeveaux and for once not my fault.
So I get to hotel about 45 minutes before the lady is to arrive, figured if have plenty of time to check in,get showered, chill the wine, iron my shirt etc.. So a rather large lady who looks like a former German Olympic Team member checks me in, I'm trying to be causal cause she seemed wierd as hell. She asks if I'm by myself I'm like yeah I'm working, she glances at my wedding ring and says "you better be by yourself" I'm like WTF but blow it off cause I just wanna go get ready I've got a hottie on the way. Get my key card and go up open my room, and damn it's a mess!! Well crap just a housekeeping mix up no biggie. Back to the desk I go, Bertha the infidelity Police Amazon is taking a smoke break, so she's a little annoyed that I'm bugging her. Gives me another room and guess what the damn door won't open!! So back down I go from the 4th floor on the worlds slowest elevator. She does something to the card and says "it will work now, but I'm gonna go with you" great now I'm running short on time have like 20 minutes till show time and I'm being escorted by this hateful lady who I'm pretty sure has an idea I'm up to no good. Started to invite her in just to piss her off but I just wanted to get ready for the lady who could show up at any minute. Get to this room and key works but it reeks of paint and their are tools everywhere!! Damn it man!!! Try another room with her master key and it's great in like hell yeah finnally! She says she will be right back with the key. So I'm getting ready but can't shower till she comes back, should have anyways and just answered the door in the buff, just to be a dick but hey I'm a nice guy. And of course I get phone call from the gal I'm meeting that she's 10 min away!! Ive never showered and ironed a shirt that quick i bet it would have been a sight me running around like a crazy person. Luckily everything worked out great and was able to have a good laugh about it. But dang the stuff we put ourselves through to play this little game we love so much!!!
Always great stories 
Thanks buddy, I've actually used that place several times but you're right gonna find another place. Of course once the lady got there all was right with the world again. Amazing how a lovely lady can completely brighten you're mood just by walking in the door!!
Was the fact the address on your DL was in the same region where the hotel was?
So I get to hotel about 45 minutes before the lady is to arrive, figured if have plenty of time to check in,get showered, chill the wine, iron my shirt etc.. So a rather large lady who looks like a former German Olympic Team member checks me in, I'm trying to be causal cause she seemed wierd as hell. She asks if I'm by myself I'm like yeah I'm working, she glances at my wedding ring and says "you better be by yourself" I'm like WTF but blow it off cause I just wanna go get ready I've got a hottie on the way. Get my key card and go up open my room, and damn it's a mess!! Well crap just a housekeeping mix up no biggie. Back to the desk I go, Bertha the infidelity Police Amazon is taking a smoke break, so she's a little annoyed that I'm bugging her. Gives me another room and guess what the damn door won't open!! So back down I go from the 4th floor on the worlds slowest elevator. She does something to the card and says "it will work now, but I'm gonna go with you" great now I'm running short on time have like 20 minutes till show time and I'm being escorted by this hateful lady who I'm pretty sure has an idea I'm up to no good. Started to invite her in just to piss her off but I just wanted to get ready for the lady who could show up at any minute. Get to this room and key works but it reeks of paint and their are tools everywhere!! Damn it man!!! Try another room with her master key and it's great in like hell yeah finnally! She says she will be right back with the key. So I'm getting ready but can't shower till she comes back, should have anyways and just answered the door in the buff, just to be a dick but hey I'm a nice guy. And of course I get phone call from the gal I'm meeting that she's 10 min away!! Ive never showered and ironed a shirt that quick i bet it would have been a sight me running around like a crazy person. Luckily everything worked out great and was able to have a good laugh about it. But dang the stuff we put ourselves through to play this little game we love so much!!!
I had booked through Priceline, but I guess I just have that look about me!! Come to think of it I had in work clothes which kind of blends the story that I'm working from out of town. Didn't think about it til later that the logo on my shirt is pretty easily recognized around here and pretty obvious I'm not from out of town!! A duh moment for me!! Guess I'll have to get me another shirt to keep in the monger bag!
Want to share the name of the offending hotel?
But, as they say, all's well that ends well!! I was just waiting for you to say the manager showed up to apologize for the confusion, in the middle of your date, LOL.
That would have been hilarious!!! But after all that confusion to start it all worked out, awesome time with an awesome lady.
ROTFLOL....I can relate to that. You should'a came to the door in the buff when Hellga' came back with the key. Swung the door open and said, "Hey baby, come to papa"
She might have took you up on it though.......nazi sex....whooho
I can think of so many unpolitically correct jokes right now!!! Think Helga probally would have hurt me!!!
I've actually had that happen before. Manager showing up to apologize. He of course called first and was like I am on my way to apologize. I'm like OH no that's ok, all is cool. Guess who knocks on the door as Jeana starts to play?
I think my client about had a heart attack twice When the phone rang and the door knock. You are like telling the story to your client very fast just incase the door knock comes.
WOW ! Your story made me flash back to memories of these things happening to me. No clean rooms even though you booked a early check in, paint OH lord, Remodeling rooms are a horror story in its self. I'm glad some of you know how it feels when all goes crazy and the best part is finally getting to the door to let you in and actually being ready.
LOL I think some of you old school guys that seen me remember me coming to the door completely nude? Ah Yes those were the days.
I love it all.
1) Didn’t do adeqauate research on the hotel. BAD and BAD
2) When the Front Desk started mouthing off, you should have said “Thanks for the advise, duly noted”. That would have shut her up. You must know what to do, how to behave and how to respond to people giving unsolicited advise.
Being nervous in situation, you have put yourself into is no way to get out of it.
By the way, what kind of a hotel is this, a Motel 6 that is being remodeled?
If you had read the entire post you would have seen where I've used this place before with no problems. Nerves were not an issue, no laws against fucking. No way for them to know why I'm there or any of their buisness. I just rolled with and kind of blew her off, what wanted to say is in a little bit a smoking hot young lady is coming to see me, so you might want to Warn the folks in the rooms next door it may get loud! i just wanted to go get cleaned up and get the wine in the fridge. Actually there never was a situation as I could care less what the hotel lady thought of me or why I was there. Only frustration was due to room screwups. Actually a decent chain hotel, not 5 star but a long ways from Motel 6. Just a funny story about trying to get ready for a much anticipated hook-up. No need to make assumptions about my actions but if that's what trips you're trigger go for it.
If you used the place before and the front desk clerk had the same attitude, I wouldn’t have booked it again, period.
Again, why would I read such self poi tying drivel.
Actually it was a new clerk, not that I really give a fuck what you think. It was posted to make light of a funny situation. I guess you missed the point. Nobody forced you to read it. If it bothers you that bad why don't you start writing reviews for Tripadvisor?
the poster was merely making light of a situation. Go back to lurking on the Atlanta board
Me lurking, now that’s a fucking joke. What are you an amateur
Ignorance shining through.
I prefer to pay for VIP rather than making shit up every month. When I write reviews they are real people I have seen, not made up.
Damn simpleton groupies anyhow!
and I took if for what it is- a tongue and cheek bit made to make people laugh and NOT to be taken too seriously.
Thanks Case for making me LOL!!!
xoxo,
Steph
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Here I was, anticipating your getting a free Swedish massage. I thought she might have the hots for you. I think we ladies can relate to the rushing around. Sometimes, that's exactly how it can be. No matter the number of stars the hotel has, we might get a stinky room, a dirty room, a busted up room, or just one that's right next to a family with twenty kids. It may overlook a brick wall. It might have a mountain view. Often, the key doesn't work. I can soooo relate to your elevator trip! LOL You never know. Then after we get settled in the room, there is little time to bathe and do last minute primping and set up for the big event. It's all worth it though, because we get to have a good time and forget about all the original aggravations.