In all seriousness, I would have included you if I had done any research, or given it much thought. It was really an off-the-cuff post based on some previous exchanges, just for fun. In hindsight, the list should have been longer, as there are some other quite clever ones that I overlooked as well. Top 10 at least... Feel free to call them out!
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