Carolinas

Ted you got a problem
oldted 16 Reviews 707 reads
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1 / 8

How come it is easy to get a stripper to be a provider outside the club, but I can never get a provider to do a striptease during a session, let alone a lap dance? I s it somehow lowbrow  

One time, I even  convinced a stripper in WS to meet me at a hotel. When we she was getting started, I told her it would be cool if she would perform a lap dance for me. She declined stating "I don't do that here". Why the reluctance?

clarence37 37 Reviews 531 reads
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2 / 8

Are you seriously asking a bunch of random hobbyists and providers why some unknown provider or stripper wouldn't do a dance for you in your hotel room?

But since you are a nice guy, I will give it a shot:

1) you were pitching a tent so big, she was afraid of falling off and injuring herself or
2) your belly is so big, you don't HAVE a lap - too dangerous! or
3) it's not in her job description, and she didn't want to get in trouble with the union or
4) it's just too much work - she finds fucking easier than dancing or
5) she has no rhythm and can't do it without a DJ or
6) as a child she travelled with the circus and stayed in motels a lot. The fire eater used to force her to give him lap dances, and he would often singe her hair when he came. This traumatic memory is triggered whenever she attempts a hotel or motel lap dance.

Anybody else?

case321 31 Reviews 359 reads
posted
3 / 8

She had heard so much about you she couldn't wait to get started!! Sounds better than she was just looking for a quick buck and was hoping you'd hurry up and blow.  

Probally the same reason my AC at home hasn't been services in 5 years, mess with them all day it's the last thing I wanna do when I'm not working.

oldted 16 Reviews 317 reads
posted
4 / 8

Thank you, Clarence

Posted By: clarence37
Are you seriously asking a bunch of random hobbyists and providers why some unknown provider or stripper wouldn't do a dance for you in your hotel room?  
   
 But since you are a nice guy, I will give it a shot:  
   
 1) you were pitching a tent so big, she was afraid of falling off and injuring herself or  
 2) your belly is so big, you don't HAVE a lap - too dangerous! or  
 3) it's not in her job description, and she didn't want to get in trouble with the union or  
 4) it's just too much work - she finds fucking easier than dancing or  
 5) she has no rhythm and can't do it without a DJ or  
 6) as a child she travelled with the circus and stayed in motels a lot. The fire eater used to force her to give him lap dances, and he would often singe her hair when he came. This traumatic memory is triggered whenever she attempts a hotel or motel lap dance.  
   
 Anybody else?

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 375 reads
posted
6 / 8

I set up a date and asked for a lap dance after reading your inspirational thread and she says no problem.  But you are correct, I dont see it on any of the website. Maybe we need a list of ladies that will provide a lap dance.

nowucme22 45 Reviews 323 reads
posted
7 / 8

Jessica..Jessgfe

 http://www.jessgfe.com

Great dance.  Great date.

AdrianaSoJuicy4u See my TER Reviews 316 reads
posted
8 / 8

Never heard of providers or strippers having boundaries for stripping . . I think a lap dance and stripping is great foreplay and a fun sexy way to ad some spice and intrigue  . . I have a regular that calls me with  fun requests he's in the mood for that eve . . like giving bbbj topless in flip flops and mini skirt or bikini babe getting all oiled up . . one time during our session . . he asked if I would get on top of the mirrored dresser and dance for him in my stripper shoes and strip . . needless I jumped right up there and off came the negligee and panties, he got real up- close and personal and enjoyed a good view as I was above him  . . he clearly enjoyed himself and got a rise  . . stripping set the mood for an awesome date!

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