: Carolinas Discussion : Take a deep breath. This, too shall pass. -e-

SquirterHoney See my TER Reviews 1363 reads

posted 13 years ago

1 / 25

Wow! So I have a certain talent that I like to advertise. Unfortunately- I saw a young extremely dumb kid today that really pissed me off. He acted like I was a machine that after he put quarters in, it was just supposed to "happen". He wouldn't do ANYTHING to get me there. It was VERY VERY strange. When he did anything- he clumsily poked and prodded, was rude and didn't know how anything works at all. He finally jacked off on my DD's and left. What a weirdo. Then he had the nerve to write an untrue review. Mish never happened at all! He acted like he had probably only "known" one female in his lifetime and didn't know what to do. He fumbled with a certain piece of equipment, unrolled it the wrong way like a dumb-ass and then got frustrated and tossed it aside. The entire experience JUST PISSED ME OFF. He said he would not repeat. PLEASE DON'T! Stupid kid! Thank God I had an awesome regular to cheer me up and play with later in the day. From now on guys- if your not at least 30- Please Don't bother me! NO Dumb Kids Allowed!!! I was so pissed at this guys ignorance, lack of expertise and rudeness. If your under 30- crawl back in your crib!

-- Modified on 9/29/2013 5:12:08 PM

CamonNowReally 569 reads

posted 13 years ago

2 / 25

Great insight into YOU to post this crap.And you had to post about it TWICE no less. eom

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CamonNowReally 527 reads

posted 13 years ago

3 / 25

Make that THREE posts are the same damn thing! eom

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GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 890 reads

posted 13 years ago

4 / 25

You sound like a bitch and I have proof your a liar...

His review posted the 25th so you did NOT see him today as your post claims.

Today is the 29th.

My guess: you saw the new review and this is retaliation for an average review.

This guy has over 40 reviews since 2008.

You have 7 reviews in the past year total.

I'm inclined to think he knows what he is doing considering he has been intimate with all those women so I'm betting he is experienced more do than your RUDE post suggests.

Additionally he has two whitelists (older) but one is by a provider I know to be reputable and trust her whitelist.

Same on you! Heather: people like you make this hobby un-fun!

Sphinxnc 19 Reviews 637 reads

posted 13 years ago

5 / 25

I just had a really stupid thought....

Maybe, just maybe he was just really inexperienced and you should have taken the time to teach him. Yeah, I know that's not your job. You said yourself that "He acted like he had probably only "known" one female in his lifetime and didn't know what to do." Were you a natural born sex machine or did you fumble your way through several encounters before finding your groove?

Just asking.

CamonNowReally 618 reads

posted 13 years ago

6 / 25

Nah she's just pissed, check out his reviews, he's no beginner!

And his first review posted in 2008.

Nuff said!

SquirterHoney See my TER Reviews 676 reads

posted 13 years ago

7 / 25

Re: I just had a really stupid thought....

I only posted once? And they had taken this down a few hours ago. Very strange. Anyways- there was NO teaching this kid. He was unteachable, cocky and rude. In fact- it completely shut off and capabilities to do what ALL other reviewers say I can do. Btw- why did your reply appear twice itself? End of message!! HAHA

SquirterHoney See my TER Reviews 439 reads

posted 13 years ago

8 / 25

Re: I just had a really stupid thought....

2008?? THEN HE DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT TO DO...............But he really really really didn't. That had to be one of the worst sessions I have ever been on. Can you people not understand how rude and demanding this kid was? It doesn't just "spit" on demand, ya know. What a dumbass punk! Does Yours?? Really now? I don't think so......this kid needs to visit a web cam site because he doesn't know how to act in person and I was extremely turned off by him. Every other review- the men actually acted like gentlemen and knew what to do/ how to act respectful/sexy etc. This guy was just acted like a little asshole though. You don't like the truth? Too bad.

YouCantSeeMe 495 reads

posted 13 years ago

9 / 25

Wait a day before you vent

It helps

SquirterHoney See my TER Reviews 757 reads

posted 13 years ago

10 / 25

Re: You sound like a bitch and I have proof your a liar...

Goldie Knox- wanna see my PHONE TEXTS AND CALLS???I saw him today and thats why Im still extremely pissed. Also- I have had reviews be a whole month off with the date as well. So- choke on that Bitch! Im suspecting you really have a dick swinging between your legs- but since your NOT important to me- I haven't checked you out and really don't give a flip. This is ridiculous. THE GUY WAS A LITTLE ASSHOLE- YOU DONT LIKE IT? TOO FUCKING BAD

pumpinhard 504 reads

posted 13 years ago

11 / 25

Re: Nah she's just pissed, check out his reviews, he's no beginner!

No? No beginner? Just a little asshole?? Nuff said!

pumpinhard 579 reads

posted 13 years ago

12 / 25

Re: You sound like a bitch and I have proof your a liar...

It posted today. It wasn't there earlier. Phone records can show when she saw him. Give me a break. If its "new" why is it back in August/ the labeling is wrong. Watch your own months/dates on your reviews sometime- and why would she be so pissed if its a month old? Its not even that bad of a review. She is pissed because he made an ass of himself. Anyone can plainly see that.............

Jasmine269 593 reads

posted 13 years ago

13 / 25

I have known him for 5 years he is well over 30.

You are confusing this reviewer for your young companion.

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 546 reads

posted 13 years ago

14 / 25

Re: You sound like a bitch and I have proof your a liar...

No her profile here was last updated the 25th
Click new reviews under the review tab. Go back to profiles updated the 25th
Look for Heather/holly - says it was updated the 25th
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/newreviewsList.asp?Valid=1&mp=0&LastUpdated=9/16/2013&city=20&country=1&page=4
(this link will work until enough new reviews come in)

The reviewer in question has 40+ reviews in 5 years
She has 7 within one.

This guy is credible.
She is not.

End of story.

If I were to guess there are three options:
- she is an outright liar after seeing her so-so review
- she is mixing up who she saw in her mind and this review is not the problem guy
- it is the same guy but she was not comfortable with his awkwardness when 40+ others And 2 whitelists we're likely fine with him and being with someone awkward

I'm sorry but her story does not jive with the date her profile was updated which calls her while story into question.

On top of that RARELY do reviews post same day and rarer still a guy reviewing someone the same day.

Namaste

Posted By: pumpinhard

It posted today. It wasn't there earlier. Phone records can show when she saw him. Give me a break. If its "new" why is it back in August/ the labeling is wrong. Watch your own months/dates on your reviews sometime- and why would she be so pissed if its a month old? Its not even that bad of a review. She is pissed because he made an ass of himself. Anyone can plainly see that.............

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 562 reads

posted 13 years ago

15 / 25

Your story does not add up. Period. Check the new reviews page 4.

Your review was posted the 25th

Unless this guy is a time traveler who saw you yesterday then went back in time 4 days to review you where it then posts the 25th to your review page...

I suggest cross referencing your communication with the reviewer to confirm he is this "punk kid" you think he is...

A post below confirms by a provider he is OVER 30 (the reviewer) and your client you bitchec about you claim was younger.
Hmmmmm

Three options:
- your a liar
- your confusing who you saw with this reviewer
- he can time travel

Thake a pick!

slugger19 69 Reviews 636 reads

posted 13 years ago

16 / 25

Re: I have known him for 5 years he is well over 30.

Well, i think I can say the original poster has convinced me to never see her.

RonMexico 489 reads

posted 13 years ago

17 / 25

The provider periodically goes off her meds, nuff said -e-

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breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 582 reads

posted 13 years ago

18 / 25

You aren't really recommending yourself too well hun

Posting rants and deragatory terms on the board is going to scare your business away, just FYI.

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 471 reads

posted 13 years ago

19 / 25

Here is photo proof the review posted before this thread

Screen shot taken today of the new reviews page for Carolina's

If the review were not up then and was really posted the 29th the list would update and the date would change.
It still says 25th.
So.
The review was posted then.
Otherwise the "last modified" column would read the 29th

Her story is BS

DippinDongZ 452 reads

posted 13 years ago

20 / 25

Rut Roh Raggy, I'm hoping in the Green Machine. Pickin up CNR/GK to solve this mystery!

Lets
Solve
This....................................................................................

GoldieKnox See my TER Reviews 578 reads

posted 13 years ago

21 / 25

The reviewer and I have exchanged PMs

I will forward the message if you request

He is NOT the person she is posting about

My suggestion to hobbyists who might still be interested in her:
This provider doesn't know who she has seen.
This provider will rip youin a thread of she feels the need.
This provider jumps to conclusions and doesn't use sound judgement with regard to posting or messaging.
This provider is someone to be VERY wary of.

Ladies: learn from her errors. She posted her rant before doing her own research. She did not verify who reviewed her before trying to rip them a new a-hole. We all need to be vigilant. Do not post horrible things about hobbyists unless you were harmed ripped off or no-showed.

To anyone who thinks I'm mean or putting my nose in other business:
I have a strong sense of justice and after the drama of the other recent LE post about the hotel "arrest" I decided to contact the reviewer and look into his and her reviews. The math didn't add up.

I hope the provider posts an apology to the reviewer for insinuating he was inept and such.

Namaste