I was "entertaining" when there was a knock at the door. Thought I should check it out in case it was some kind of neighborhood emergency. So I look out the front door window, I say, "Just A Minute!". Run back to my bedroom and I'm like "IT'S THE SHIRIFF'S DEPARTMENT! GET DRESSED!". A sheriff's deputy couldn't find an address and was hoping my house was the one where he was to serve a subpoena. I went outside and tried to help him out. Then went back to my guest. My guest was actually able to cum after that.
That has happened to you in the hobby?
A funny thing I remember is going to the wrong hotel. So, I was in the Charlotte area for a conference and decided to have some fun before the conference started. A lovely lady and I set up a play date. She gave me the hotel info and I checked google maps. Well turns out there are two hotels of the same chain within 2 miles of each other. As I told her I pulled into the parking lot she gave me the room number. I strolled in like I owned the place and headed up. Then to my surprise the room numbers do not match up. I call the lady who tells me about there being two hotels. Now time to get out before I look too obvious that I am in the wrong place. With in a few minutes I was knocking on the correct door.
What makes it even funnier is I stopped at the store that was one street over from where I should have been.
Things worked out and her and I both laughed about it.
Share your funny story (stories).
Had the same mix up with the "older" place vs the "newer" one. Only thing was that I was pounding away on the wrong door in the wrong abode. However, I was determined to get a dance with the lady behind door 200 something, and glad to have escaped when it never opened---Yikes! Could have been a very large hairy guy demanding to know why I was beating his girl friend's door down
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I was "entertaining" when there was a knock at the door. Thought I should check it out in case it was some kind of neighborhood emergency. So I look out the front door window, I say, "Just A Minute!". Run back to my bedroom and I'm like "IT'S THE SHIRIFF'S DEPARTMENT! GET DRESSED!". A sheriff's deputy couldn't find an address and was hoping my house was the one where he was to serve a subpoena. I went outside and tried to help him out. Then went back to my guest. My guest was actually able to cum after that.
OMG. i would have had a heart attack lol
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