As many of you know CRTicas is just 4 reviews short of 100.  I have a crazy idea.  We should hold a contest where ladies "write in" on the discussion board or via PM and answer why they or someone they nominate should get CRTicas' 100th review.  The board or a panel can then vote on who should get it.  At the meet and greet, the lucky "winner" would be announced and a hat can be passed around to collect prize money for the winner or call it the "Centennial CRTicas" fund.  CRTicas would make sure the winner gets his 100th review.

What do y'all think?

Who knows, this idea may not take wings, but I think at the meet and greet, anyone close to 100 reviews should be honored.

p.s. here is the only snag...are there any ladies left CRTicas has not done a review on?

I know only have a few reveiws but, i myself enjoy reading CRTicas reviews an base who i would like too see on what he writes...

I do know of one lady he has yet to meet and greet!!

XO

If there is a group collection made which I have no problem with, I think there should be a group decision made as well. Or..... given enough time, I can probably come up with a better idea that maybe more fun.....

I'm one of the ladies that has yet to meet the Legendary CRTicas! WOW almost 100 reviews! Kisses,Krisi

Well as a good friend of the aforementioned CRTicas I think I have a good idea of what he is into and what he likes.

If ya'll are looking to make this 100th review one for the ages you got to have two elements somewhere in the mix.

Mud and Midgets! So if it can be arranged to honor CRTicas what would really please him is 99 female naked midgets, a huge pit of slimy, slick mud and HIM! Ok all of his hobby friends whupping and hollaring close by is I am sure part of the overall thrill!

Then whatever lucky gal gets to be the one reviewed for the 100th gets to have her way with him after the 99 muddy midgets have had their way with him and forced him into complete and utter submission to each of their wishes.

Then imagine the material to work with for the review? Slimy wet mud, 99 angry aggressive naked midgets(all women of course) and one lucky lady to finish off the festivities!!!!!

We all know who have read any of his reviews of the talent he has of sharing what it can be like to be with a woman! Imagine what he can do with 99 naked muddy midgets and one extreme hottie for desert!!!!!!!

OH THE HUMNAITY!!!!!

Since CRTicas is one of my good friends I am sure once he reads this he will comment and let everyone know potentially responsible for putting together the muddy shabang that these are his wishes if there is to be a celebration of his Happy Hundreth!

So there you go GIG, there is your charge! Get after it!!!!!

Shifterp OUT!!!!

-- Modified on 10/30/2009 2:25:36 PM

"Legendary" or "Infamous"

I can't decide which...just teasing

Haha Shifty...LOL.  That would be hilarious.  

But heck, one would have an easier time finding 101 dalmations than finding 99 midgets.  And then to keep them horny once they see CRTicas...you'd need more than mud to cover up his ugly butt!!!

j/k

Hysterical

Hey GIG, I never said it would be easy!

You could do some kind of shit with Cherubs and trumpets and nymphs throwing grapes and shit.

Some kind of glorious procession leading to a bed of roses. Not sure exactly how but fitting in a lion in somewhere seems to be fitting.

Lions, Sex, Grapes, Nymphs! Damn that is some smoking hot shit right there!

This angle does seem to have a Roman flavor.

And to help pay we could for the extravaganza we could sell tickets.

The hobbyists, tickets to attend, providers buy tickets to potential paradise of being the lucky 100th.

Then we could make dvd's and sell them all over and take this show on the road!

Ok maybe getting a little carried away but isn't that what fantasies are all about????

Just a couple of idea from what is left of my mind.

Shifterp OUT!!!!!!!

ps I recently saw a gal in a Bejing Babe outfit. Do not know how that would fit with the Roman thingy but that HAS to be a part of this absolutely, positively, got to have it, OMG that was is the Smokingest Hottest Babelicious EVER!

and that Tony Curtis smile

xoxo,

Steph

99 short dirty women, com-on shift,  You have the same taste as me,  clean and classy, and would rather be with one perfect one than 99 average ones.....