SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're
            screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and
            saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good
            job".

Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated

....is hilarious the 2nd I just had to smh to. lmao

#1 I've heard before, but #2 is a new one!