1.I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2.Ahhhh, it s cute.
3.Why don't we just cuddle?
4.You know they have surgery to fix that.
5.Make it dance.
6.Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7.Wow, and your feet are so big.
8.It ' s OK, we'll work around it.
9.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10.Oh no... a flash headache.
11.(giggle and point)
12.Can I be honest with you?
13.How sweet, you brought incense.
14.This explains your car.
15.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16.Why is God punishing me?
17.At least this won't take long.
18.I never saw one like that before.
19.But it still works, right?
20.It looks so unused.
21.Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22.Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23.Are you cold?
24.Only if you get me real drunk first.
25.Is that an optical illusion?
26.What is that?
27.It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28.Does it come with an air pump?
29.So, this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30.I guess this makes me the early bird.

Too Funny.  No definately never said them out loud.

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Havent heard from you for a while.  What cha been doing beside making putter jokes lol.

Now come to think about it a lot of ladies keep laughing when I visit them.  Thought it was my humor.  You dont think...... naw ...... would a lady saying "that tickles" be bad???

I've said exactly or something very, very close to 2, 5, 18 and 26.

LOL...so you imply that you have thought them ehhh?? But how is that possible Leigha......... you have not seen me yet!! ; )

Nawww Road...has to be your stellar sense of humor and charming wit.......besides...tickling is good, at least that is what I have told myself over the years, otherwise...I might get a complex!

I have uttered the  following before 2 & 8

xoxo MA

And I did get to paint a happy face on a trusting friend
Edible art supplies can add all kinds of interesting possibilities!!

Degeneration he didn't say only thought them professionally.  I think all women have a least thought one of them at some time in their lives.

31. I cant do anything with that.

Don't say OAG, Don't say OAG, Don't say OAG.