Sunday Funnies Dedicated to

Katie Maries shaved kitty.   You guys got dirty minds I am talking about her 4 legged kitty.  Sheeesh.  If I was her cat I wouldnt talk to her.

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A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it was a tattoo reading, 'Keep off the grass'.

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'.
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC.