She isnt talking to me AT ALL! Every time I speak to her, I get this look. Its not a pleasant, happy look. Last night I seriously feared for my life and spent most of the night terrified that she was gonna eat me (and NOT in a fun way!! LOL!)

Katie Maries shaved kitty.   You guys got dirty minds I am talking about her 4 legged kitty.  Sheeesh.  If I was her cat I wouldnt talk to her.

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A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff found that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it was a tattoo reading, 'Keep off the grass'.

After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn'.
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Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC.

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I had my two long haired cats sheared a couple of weeks ago. They seem to like it, though they are funny looking since their heads and tails were not sheared.

That looks like a French Poodle right now! They left her head, feet and the very TIP of her tail unshaved! ROFL!!!!

You told her she looks like a poodle.  You should tell her she looks like a lion.  She may like that better.

Specifically for ...........  Go ahead and guess...........