There's three sides to every story.  

The real question that I have has to do with rates. If my BFE rate equal your GFE rate, do we consider it a wash?

That's why I read some other reviews the guy did to see if he just might be exaggerating.  The definition of out of control ego... A guys that holds a two inch dick like a baseball bat...  One of these days I'll have to do a review that is so outlandish even the provider will laugh (if she'll permit me to do so).

Yep if the guys egos wouldn't get in the way review system would be much better.

i personally think I would totally get off on reading reviews on myself told by providers...good or bad...its always a great read!

"I remember EVERY single one of you." Well, lil Lady, any man who doesn't remember his time spent with YOU has no soul, does not know the true meaning of Joy, and has such a mundane existence that he might as well apply to be a Zombie on one of those T.V. shows---LOL

Said he traveled with me to the Grecian Isles and I know there was no way in heck that was happening because his oar was so mangled I am pretty sure he was a Chernobyl baby.  

"Oar was so mangled I'm sure he was a Chernobyl baby." Love your choice of words!

I didn't say what I really wanted to say.  

That would be an interesting twist. Will it hurt much?    As of today, I have a no review policy. I can't bear to get such a low score.

Perhaps the meeting meant more to them than to you. You girls sometimes forget how enchanting you are. Most of us normal guys could never, and I mean never, land one of you beauties in the real world on our on. So perhaps when we remember you, we remember the thrill of the moment. The incredible rush of having you in our arms. The way you feel, smell and taste. While if you do this as a job,   well  maybee for you it's just the next guy. So be patient with us as we bask in our moment of glory. And be assures that we will always remember our time with you. Even if it is a little better than your recollection of the encounter.

I read mine and blush always! ( Seriously, YES! I do)

I did say that I remember and recollect my time with said gents as well.  

ally. you remember every single one.  That is indeed impressive. I almost forgot a womans ability to remember details from things that happened years ago. Hell, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.  perhaps I missunderstood.  I thought I detected a hint of sarcasm where there was none. My apologies if I offended.

OUCH      now that was sarcasm. but don't worry. I guess I'm so old i'll have forgotten it by the time I finish my jello.

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Can't do it. You'd be booked for months