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breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 566 reads
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"Oar was so mangled I'm sure he was a Chernobyl baby." Love your choice of words!

missariarocchi1268 reads

There's three sides to every story.  

Yours, mine. And the truth.  

I'm going through my old reviews (fluffing my ego - just kidding) and reading some of this bull slobber is cracking me up?  

I remember EVERY single one of you.  

It's hilarious how some of these stories are HIGHLY exaggerated.  

Some are completely true but hell even the 10/10 and 9/8s are a wee bit fibby.  

These are the moments I wish I could review you.  

Guess that's what references are for.  

Teehee.

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Panthera12761 reads

The real question that I have has to do with rates. If my BFE rate equal your GFE rate, do we consider it a wash?

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Panthera12566 reads

That would be an interesting twist. Will it hurt much?  ;)  As of today, I have a no review policy. I can't bear to get such a low score.

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ArthurDent541 reads

That's why I read some other reviews the guy did to see if he just might be exaggerating.  The definition of out of control ego... A guys that holds a two inch dick like a baseball bat...  One of these days I'll have to do a review that is so outlandish even the provider will laugh (if she'll permit me to do so).

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case321595 reads

Yep if the guys egos wouldn't get in the way review system would be much better.

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missariarocchi979 reads

Said he traveled with me to the Grecian Isles and I know there was no way in heck that was happening because his oar was so mangled I am pretty sure he was a Chernobyl baby.  

Oh no! Have I become crass and unlady-like? Do forgive me!  

Also gents, if you so desire a second cup of coffee, just ask. I know I talk, tell me to shush it, I don't mind. Communication is everything.

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breannabreeze567 reads

"Oar was so mangled I'm sure he was a Chernobyl baby." Love your choice of words!

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missariarocchi545 reads

I didn't say what I really wanted to say.  

LOL everyone has a bad day and we all have our 'meh' days, I try not to deal with anyone on my bad days unless they want to see my alter ego who is a scary Domme.  

But I am certainly not a 10/10 or even 9/9 gal. I'm a sweet yet sour Asian tweenybopper who happens to think way more than the average chickadee from my generation...also I give a pretty awesome DATY. Haha.

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1574698683 reads

i personally think I would totally get off on reading reviews on myself told by providers...good or bad...its always a great read!

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birdluvr69488 reads

"I remember EVERY single one of you." Well, lil Lady, any man who doesn't remember his time spent with YOU has no soul, does not know the true meaning of Joy, and has such a mundane existence that he might as well apply to be a Zombie on one of those T.V. shows---LOL

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longrifleshot526 reads

Perhaps the meeting meant more to them than to you. You girls sometimes forget how enchanting you are. Most of us normal guys could never, and I mean never, land one of you beauties in the real world on our on. So perhaps when we remember you, we remember the thrill of the moment. The incredible rush of having you in our arms. The way you feel, smell and taste. While if you do this as a job,   well  maybee for you it's just the next guy. So be patient with us as we bask in our moment of glory. And be assures that we will always remember our time with you. Even if it is a little better than your recollection of the encounter.

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missariarocchi530 reads

I did say that I remember and recollect my time with said gents as well.  

The point I was making is that the encounter is highly exaggerated and some reviews are even fake.  

I don't forget one person I've ever greeted.

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longrifleshot474 reads

ally. you remember every single one.  That is indeed impressive. I almost forgot a womans ability to remember details from things that happened years ago. Hell, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.  perhaps I missunderstood.  I thought I detected a hint of sarcasm where there was none. My apologies if I offended.

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missariarocchi549 reads

Posted By: longrifleshot
 
   
 really. you remember every single one.  That is indeed impressive. I almost forgot a womans ability to remember details from things that happened years ago. Hell, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.  perhaps I missunderstood.  I thought I detected a hint of sarcasm where there was none. My apologies if I offended.

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longrifleshot469 reads

OUCH      now that was sarcasm. but don't worry. I guess I'm so old i'll have forgotten it by the time I finish my jello.

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  really. you remember every single one.  That is indeed impressive. I almost forgot a womans ability to remember details from things that happened years ago. Hell, I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.  perhaps I missunderstood.  I thought I detected a hint of sarcasm where there was none. My apologies if I offended.

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mistressjessica501 reads

I read mine and blush always! ( Seriously, YES! I do)

Some are true, some are not!
TER requires graphic detail and lets be honest, some of us have a better imagination then others.

Consider it a compliment...

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anonymousfun497 reads

Reviews are written by frustrated erotic writers. Their scripts were rejected porn producers and if they post in sex boards they won’t get attention. But, when they post on TER, lots of people read it and they get VIP free

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Posted By: missariarocchi

Some are completely true but hell even the 10/10 and 9/8s are a wee bit fibby.  

These are the moments I wish I could review you.

I'd love to read your take on my appearance / performance(s).  It seems only fair, and hey I might learn a thing or 2  8)

The only reason I gave you a 10/10 was they wouldn't let me give an 11!  Truly deserved, wee bit fibby or not....

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missariarocchi510 reads

Can't do it. You'd be booked for months

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