Yes, my advertisements all relay the fact that I squirt ALOT! But you know what??? It is completely and TOTALLY STUPID to call a provider you have never seen before and start asking her a bunch of sexual questions and not expect to get hung up on or get cussed out. And then the morons dont even want to be lightly screened -  for MY SAFETY to make sure that your not a sting etc. Are these guys really that inconsiderate and stupid? Do you not realize that any escort with half a brain is going to suspect that its Uncle Leo and hang up immediately?  You can talk that way to a girl AFTER you become a regular BUT NEVER before. I wish you guys would realize that it's our asses on the line and we have to have conversations etc. in  a certain way to avoid a run-in with Uncle Leo or end up behind bars. That is the EXACT WAY that the cops  bait us girls is by asking questions over the phone and in person.DO NOT SAY TWO SHITS IF YOUR CURIOUS ABOUT ME AND MY SKILLS. JUST CUM SEE ME AND KNOCK OFF ALL THE BULLSHIT! I hung up on three guys today and cussed a third out. IT really pisses me off too, considering I like my job and love having orgasms. WTF? No more- " but, but,but......I just have one question?" No excuse for this! Some guys have ruined today what could have been a very pleasurable experience for all of us and have put me in a rather rotten mood. USE CONSIDERATION AND COMMON SENSE AND LEARN HOW TO TREAT YOUR PROVIDERS ON THE FIRST MEETING OR YOU WON'T EVEN GET THAT FAR! (End Rant)

But seriously, I get what your saying.

Did you know you have no web-links on your profile? might want to fix that.

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I'll give you some free advice. Stop running the $80 specials on BP. Your ads read like trash, and that's the crowd that you are playing to. What do you expect?

You should find yourself a mentor to teach you the ropes and how to advertise.

I'll spare the other readers here and not link to your ad.

Well where to begin? First of all welcome to our little corner of Hobbywood, probally not the best introductory post ya made there.  Now I'm with ya on most of what ya said, screening is a must for all of our sakes. And until ya get established you're gonna have to put up with some crap. Honestly though with the attitude I've seen portrayed here I'd think twice before considering seeing you. And no I'm not an asshat like you've been dealing with, ask any gal who had seen me and I'm probally the easiest guy you'll meet(and best looking, joke you're supposed to laugh here). Try switching to email only and see if you can build a website to attract a better customer base. Like any buisness marketing is everything, I have a pretty high rate on my sales calls, not by being the cheapest but by selling myself. You need to do the same, don't go after the 80 quick version as it was referred to here and you won't have so many jack offs to deal with.  
That being said how y'all gals do what you do is beyond me, y'all put yourself in a very vulnerable position even LE aside, I'm not the biggest guy in the world but any of the gals I've seen (well besides one, she might could take me in a fair brawl, she's pretty strong, if you're lurking ya know who you are still owe ya arm wrestling match, soon I promise LOL) would be easy targets. And that honestly worries me so kudos to you for being firm in you're screening policies. Now go out and cultivate a better image, you're at the right place, of course us fellas are visual but personality will play a bigger part than ya think. I for one don't care how hot a gal is if she's nutty as a fruitcake or dumber than a bag of hammers I'm out. Now leave the drama at home and go forth and fornicate!!

No shit Sherlock! Much Agreed! It would be great to find a FEMALE Competent, Experienced and Successful Mentor- but its not like they are crawling out of the woodwork to help a new girl. And I dont want pimped! It would be awesome if I could find a more experienced chic to give me pointers, tips etc. and show me the best way to run this type of biz. That's Exactly what I need. Any suggestions on how to find a mentor in the area, or am I just setting myself up askin that?

MY REVIEWS are wonderful! Go ahead and put up a link! LOLOLO

Thanks for posting. I did not know of you until I read this. I will respectfully call you when I have time for a date. Funny how things work sometimes..............

I could take bits and pieces of all the above posts and go on forever, however don't really care to. It is nice to see someone being nice to someone that is down and out, needs some advice, without slamming her. Some of the posts above I personally would have written to her in private email. Just the way I am.

You can tell her what's wrong with her ad which reads as follows:

Hello there!I hope your ready to have a wonderful time. I want to enjoy our sessions together! Give me a call when your ready to Come over! I promise I'll make you happy. Very- talented! 352-682-1946 I gush with JOY! Check out ALL my pics! Yes I can! In-call 80/HH
No Black guys unless you are a banker or lawyer etc. and can prove it! Absolutely NO THUGS!
I DON'T TALK DETAILS ON THE PHONE. IF YOU CAN'T CONSIDERATE OR AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT MY PICS ARE- THEN DON'T CALL ME!

Poster's age: 35

I'm in commercial real estate, and I'm very sensitive to words in advertising. If you see an ad that seems to overemphasize safety, lighting, police presence, then I begin to raise an eyebrow and wonder if it's a dangerous neighborhood. Folks who live nearby will be attracted, but folks who live elsewhere will probably avoid a place that says too much about safety. In the same way, pictures that only show the exterior or yet another beige carpet and white painted bedroom tell me that they have nothing else unique about their apartments.  

Think about who you want as clients and what they are looking for. Write those things down. I'd suggest spending some time looking at ads and picking 5-10 that you like. Look at phrases they use. The words "selective" or "limited" often pop up. Think about why they do. Use your ad to do some screening for you. Look at your pricing, your photos, your phrasing, and your punctuation. Do all of these work together to reinforce your message? If not, revise them until they do.

Note: If you really want to get sophisticated, look at running A/B ads that appeal to different hobbyists and see which ones get you the most responses

I would have to agree with you Bea.  Maybe take it one step further,  some ladies advertize on BP to expand thier advertizing.  I know that when they do they expect a lot of crappy responses but they are trying to gleam the cream of the crop from there.  On the other hand if I look at BP I watch for quality pics and a certain tone to the advert.  The tone being one that says quality without using the word.  These are what I call 'gems' and these ads do show up now and again on bp.  I think a lot of times its a gentler approach that gets my attention, kind of a precursor to what to expect when I visit.  That is just my thoughts on it.

And to the OP, I am sorry your getting all that crap from the guys.  But I do think that it comes with the environment on BP.  Dont let them jade you,  just kick them to the curb and look for the positives.

TTF

To VIP Angels and your nasty arrogant comment: First of all- I DO NOT like the way that you treat YOUR girls and have had several friends that have worked for you and QUIT because of your nastiness. I actually did an interview with you and quickly saw what hey were talking about, Is this the fat chic with the bad attitude who talks down to all potential employees? Or is this the owner who isn't even in the carolinas- but is out in Arizona? Anyways-You are NOT in any position to talk to me about my business. After the way you acted in person and your constant disrespect and nastiness/bullying tactics- I WOULD NEVER ask you for any business advice. Thanks and have a great day ( and try weight watchers and manners/etiquette classes)

She forgot to inform you that I had very sexy, nice pics up of myself (blonde and busty, round booty) AND I had a pic up of a fountain and one that said "old faithful geyser". It was meant to re-reinforce that I squirt and was what the ad was about/very self- explanatory etc! Thanks for the advice and if anybody has any other places that I should advertise, please let me know. I'm setting up my website shortly and will be using it soon to weed out the bottom of the barrel types.

Thanks Roadshow. I really appreciate your response! And yeah- there is a lot of crap on there. I have kept my regulars and go on there just to pick up a few new every now and then. There are many that I just flat out won't see because they cannot use the proper etiquette or will not let me screen them.better safe than sorry!

Yup, the stupid phone calls we get. Has made me seriously want to go 100% email!

 
I wish we could record them and post the calls somewhere. You guys would have a good laugh at the crap we put up with. Sometimes it makes our patience so thin, we just want you to call, set a time, duration, and ask for the location (wait, isn't that all that's supposed to be said on the phone?). I hang up on guys that ask me my rates... I have a website that display the rates, and if you have not read even the rates, you have not read my screening process, or any info about me - click.

 
Anyways, be safe everyone!

Jessic

Now leave the drama at home and go forth and fornicate!! - Yes!  lol

I should of looked ya up before I even replied the first time.

 
1. Quick visits is a terrible way to get started. Pimps run there girls with quick visits because they could careless about the girl and keep all the money anyways. Good clients know this and will avoid such low rates. Because they expect your in some sleaze hotel, or you have a pimp and they do not want to encounter these low life people.

2. Low rates attract the worst type of clients - start at 150/hh 200/hr and stick to your guns. Eventually a hobbyist will come along and review you(which you already have a few).

3. Get a website and email list so you can email your current clients. It's easier to market to current clients than it is to constantly have to find new ones. Plus it's cheaper. Most well established providers can send out an email blast and have an entire month booked.

4. Keep your rate around 200 until you have at least 10 really good reviews.

5. Go buy a fluidity bar and use it daily.

6. Work based on a schedule, not just posting an "ad" up when you want to work. Give a start and end time for each day you want to work and post at least a week in advance on your website.

7. The guys don't want to think of this as a job for you - it ruins the fantasy. But you must treat it as a job or business, or your calls are simply going to be the luck of the draw - any business operating that way will fail.

8. BEING HOT IS NOT ENOUGH IN THIS BIZ. These guys have seen hotter, and even hotter than you. SKILL IS A MUST. ATTITUDE IS A MUST. Don't get an attitude with someone, unless they truly deserve it and you have no intentions of seeing them again - even then you should probably just keep it on the DL that your ticked off and simply not book with him again. Some of them are whiners and go telling all their friends about how you treated them (regardless of what they did to you) and boom, your biz will drop.

 
Take my advice or not, but most of my sessions are 1.5 hours or better.  

 
If you want some more advice, my email is on my reviews.

Jessic

I actually thought NC VIP's comment was thoughtful and they took quite a bit of time to reply to your questions.  Not sure about your past dealings with her but given your attitude towards overwieght people I probably wouldn't be calling you any time soon as a client as I would be afradi of getting the same weight watchers advise.

YEAH....... I did meet with you. You were atrocious, rude,arrogant and bossy. No thanks! Really not worth giving half my income and in return be demeaned and bossed around by a nasty personality like yours. No honey......NO THANK YOU!

Thanks Jessica. Yeah- I was posting for 100/HH and 200/H. I only ran that lower rate on that ad because I had been gone for a month and out of town/ not working. And I do plan on raising my rates again soon. ANYWAYS- I have learned rather quickly that this biz is more about how you make the client feel than it is about looks. We are not just models up on stage. The clients want real human interaction, to be entertained, to laugh and smile and to leave feeling wonderful and relaxed. I get that! Who wants to be with a complete bitch just because she is a knock out, or if she is super mechanical etc.???? That fantasy dies quickly for most men after a first meeting with that type. Also, I have become "friends" up to a point- with regular clients and sometimes, they just call to talk etc., if I have the time. I'm very much a people person- so I get that. But on the other hand- OMG! There is some seriously stupid stuff that I have heard over the phone, especially when its written in plain view what NOT to ask. It's hopeless- I'm going to strictly e-mail! Bahawhaw! I can't take it anymore!!

That is because they look at your pictures, then straight to the phone number.   lol

 
I like getting emails from gents that mention things on my website, makes me feel like they seriously want to meet me, not just anyone available that day. Those guys have a fantastic time with me

If your post was to help your business and attract clients of higher means who would offer more personal consideration toward you, you have failed.  Clients aren't looking for drama and you seem to be good at creating it.  People come to TER to avoid the BP-type riff raff.

Well- its pretty damn funny- because since I posted and clearly stated that I wasn't putting up with anymore stupid shit- All of the "drama" that the disrespectful callers were causing has stopped! And I have picked up several verified clients from posting this thread as well. So...............maybe you don't know as much about this business as you think you do!?