Posted By: FoxyNC
Cock-rings?
I have lived 32 years on Earth without seeing one...
Now in my 33rd year, I have seen not one not two but THREE cock rings this year!
What gives?
(side note & funny story)
My mom works on a port-dock for a very large cruise ship, her duty is to check passports, ID's, and luggage.
She said they ran a bag through the x-ray machine. Inside was an unknown object, so she ruffles through the bags and takes it out.
A large metal ring.
She holds it up (mind you without gloves on) and looks the fellow in the eye, and asks, "Sir, what exactly is this?" And she said he turned beet-red, and under his breath spat out,
"It's PERSONAL."
And she said she instantly knew & dropped it! She said she got him out of there QUICK!
I said, "Mama, I guess that'll teach you to wear your gloves!"
I guess even mama didn't know, eh? LOL
