Where the hell did I move to?!

and bless their hearts!..

Of course I've got a joke for everything but this one goes right with what Miss Jessica said.

Just remember by State law if you register with someone of the opposite sex at a hotel as "Married" You are..legally married!  

That's hilarious! (And sooo true!)

if you're married, why the double beds?

The insanity can be reversed.

I am and I do!

O, Yes!  There should be enough of providers and hobby types to impact those who voted for this Puritan mess---Remember in November!!!

So I'm good.

that's great Ted, they lowered your taxes, while the state moves to 48th in teacher's pay, 5th worse unemployment in the nation, guns in bars & parks, and oh yeah, the whole bullshit about this "hobby".

Well using my superior skills of deduction Sherlock here can rule out that it was not a Baptist or probally even a Methodist congregation. Have you ever seen a thin minister of either of those faiths? That crowd can eat!! I can hear the thunder rolling now I better get inside before the lighting strikes!! Kind of like have ya ever noticed there are like no hotties at most church's? Jesus needs some hot chicks in his army those chubby gals with the long dresses I see around my neck of the woods ain't encouraging me to be more devout for sure!!

So you can't blame teachers salaries and unemployment rate on lower taxes. What you need to ask yourself is, for 20 years our tax rate has been the highest in the Southeast, so why are we so low in education and highest in unemployment when that's the case?

I see him in a few weeks.

Surely there's enough "Yankees" in the RTP area and Charlotte area to reverse this problem haha. Guess the south has never heard of the "seperation of church and state" concept but we all want to hate on the Muslims for using religious law.

wouldn't want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

a joke I presume?

Not at the expense of personal freedoms & choices. I hate govn. meddling in my life and imposing the social positions of others upon me.

It goes waaaaay farther than that . . a husband and wife can't even engage in oral sex in the privacy of their car or own home! Very dogmatic, absurd, impractical and intrusive to our own rights and sexuality within our own marriages and reminds me of my ex's church member handbook lol where it forbids a husband and wife to even dance together in their own home . . . next they are going to go back in time and start the "witch hunts" again! No wonder others are closing up shop and shipping out . .  Grrr!

Ask him about his neighbors ;p

misleading everyone about taxes.  The capital gains tax (which is what you are talking about), used to be 30%.  It was TEMPORARILY lowered to 15% in the attempt to spur trickle down economics, which we all know doesn't work.  Congress ( you know the guys that make $170+ a year & don't do anything), passed a revision effective this year, raising it to 20%.  Otherwise, it would have reverted back to 30%.  So don't blame Obama, he doesn't pass laws, he can only sign what Congress passes into laws.  

I was married and My mother in law ( A good southern Baptist Christian from Union Country)  Ha, Ha! supported her church and encouraged her family to burn all Harry Potter books because they were about witch craft.. YES! I am serious..

Time to go to Bunny Ranch lol . . just kidding . . would be fun to visit though

We were actually a pastoral family . . married and I didn't finish college . . I put him through 4 years of college and took care of our babies at home and worked at home to cover expenses . . when times got tough he decided to find another pasture and got a girl pregnant .. at the time I was devastated . . needless to say . . it was not something that could be worked out in that situation and looking at where he is today lol it was the best thing that ever happened to me . . and I am having WAY more fun and more fulfilled at the prime of my life than he is . . that's for sure!

Capital gains rate was permanently reduced to 20% by Bill Clinton in 1997. Bush tax cuts temporarily took it to 15%, now it's back to 20%. Opramacare added another 3.8% on dividends and capital gains. So, truthfully, capital gains are higher under Oprama than under the glory balanced budget years of Bill Clinton.

"So don't blame Obama, he doesn't pass laws, he can only sign what Congress passes into laws."