Like to keep things moving here and try and give y'all a chuckle now and then. So here's yet another installment of Story Time With Case.

Today's little gem begins at a construction site where as usual a bunch of us were bragging (or lying) about our various sexual escapades. About half a dozen or so guys including a coworker of mine and his half-wit son. So this one guy goes on and on about the best BJ he ever got, graphic detail describing every last detail, the year the location and so on. Compared the lady in question to a Hoover vac cleaner, etc etc. ya know the drill usual locker room terms and cliches used in a group of blue collar guys on a job site. So the half wit son for some reason asks what her name, guy says ------ ------. To which dingbat yells dad that's you're sister!! Of course guy who told story is turning red and stuttering trying to cover it up, says no way she was from ------, a couple counties over. And of course goofball says that's where we're from!!! Maybe you had to be there but the look on both their faces was priceless. Guess its a small world, don't think those two guys spoke for the next 6 months we were on that job. Always thought brother in question was a jerk off anyways so I'd always ask for his sisters number. He didn't think it was as funny as I did. Hope it gave somebody a laugh for the night!!

In my early 20s, threw a stag party for my best buddy. This is in the days of real "movie" movies, so I grabbed a 16mm projector from my workplace and borrowed a couple of films from the degenerate guy who ran a nearby lunch counter. This is not some softcore titty film, this is gonna be raunch.

I'm at the party, going through the elaborate process of threading the projector while somebody else is setting up the screen, and I suddenly realize that the bride's uncle is standing behind me... with his 13 year old son. What am I gonna do, call it off? There's about 50 drooling perverts standing around waiting for the curtain to go up... so I switched it on and held my breath.

It's like three minutes into the film, and some chick is already bent over the back of a sofa getting pounded from behind while a cowboy and a midget stand there waiting their turn, and now everybody is holding their breath... and Uncle Mike says "ah, damn, I've seen this one".

Cracked us up and broke the tension. He did move his kid away from the screen and towards the game room after a few more minutes, but he was pretty cool. Unfortunately, I fucked his wife at the reception, but it was his own fault really, so I never felt too bad about it. That's another story...

Great stories.

Back in the ol days of 8 track tapes.  There was this comedy team that did rauchey comedy.  Basically a woman and fella that were from way back up in the hills.  She would start talking about a subject like golfing, pool, bullfighting, etc that he knew nothing about.  Unfortunatly he would always take every thing dirty.  So you can guess words like club, pole, box and hole would take on a different meaning for him and she wouldnt notice and just keep on explainin thangs.  Very funny.  I was 18 and my cousin was a few years older and I left him listen to it one day while going to grandmas house for a big family get together.  

Big MISTAKE.  He took it inside and played it on grandmas stereo.  I was about to die!!!  Funny thing was I learnt something about my grandma and aunts and uncles that day.   They loved it and sat and laughed at every gag. No one was uncomfortable at all cept for me.  And no one ever mentioned it again.

Assume anything! It usually backfires on you. Great stories gentlemen and I do believe you have gave away your ages there. I'm sure I'll have stories of my era just as my son will be saying.....remember when we had blu-rays, I-Phone 9's, and teleporters. Lol, who really knows anymore with technology going at such a fast pace. I'm sure that their children will be living on Mars or something by then.

Too funny dude. Used to get that sort of thing on cassette at truck stops. Spent a lot of miles laughing to Gene Tracy Jr and Larry Pierce. Good times!!

I know what you mean my kid thinks I grew up in the Stone Age!! Pulled out an old Atari 2600 and she thought it was the dumbest thing ever, that thing was the bomb when I was a kid. You and I are close in age so I'm sure you'll get the same thing out of you're kids if they ever quiz you about your early years.