Lines you should never use on the ladies!

Have you got a phone, cos I need to call God and tell him heaven is missing an angel.

Please tell me you know CPR, because you stole my breath away.”

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world

You are like a student and I am like a math book, you can solve all my problems

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Did you fart, ’cause you blew me away

Hi there, just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.


They have heard at least one of these.  And if you dont know who this you dont read this board enough.

Thank you for setting me straight, I could not figure out why I was going home alone so often but you have enlightened me now. As a matter of fact, you just dashed about 5 of my "best lines"! More words of wisdom oh Guru of Love!

Degen

Degen, can I call you Degen.  There are no good pick up lines.  I would say try honesty but so many pickup lines are honest. For instance

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. -- pathetic

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.  = Clever but will get you slapped

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.  = not clever and will get you a knee --- to the groin

You may, Oh Great Guru of Love, call me Degen. I do try and be honest like when I see a beautiful woman and say any of the following, I am just being honest. Stupid maybe...but honest...LOL

Baby...I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock!

My name isn't Elmo, but baby, you can tickle me anytime!

Hi gorgeous, I have my own place....well my own room...in my parents basement

And my BEST 2!! ( well they haven't worked either, but I'm thinking any day now! )

Excuse me miss, have you see my Nobel Prize laying around here anywhere?

Bond, James Bond

... the earthquake  and fart line just might work.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.