So a while back me and Mrs Case were traveling back from Florida after taking Little Case to be thoroughly brainwashed by the fine folks at Disney World. Thougt I could make it back that night as every man thinks he's King of the American Roadtrip. But finnally at around 1am realized I was probally gonna run the family sedan off the road and Miss Case told me no more Red Bulls she couldn't take anymore of my rousing renditions of Bohemain Rhapsody and other classics as I channel surfed the radio. You really should see me act out the old Marty Robbins tune El Paso, probally would get me accepted into the most prestigious mine schools, if such a thing exists.
So I reluctantly agree to grab a room somewhere on I95 probally in the town of Backwater Corners GA. Have no clue where I was ya know between Savannah and Florida it's pretty damn desolate. Anyways guy at the hotel was pretty cool, or so it seemed, said here the key to room 411 we can settle up in the morning. So anyways the Case's get some sleep and I awake refreshed ready to tackle the wide open road like the all American family man I am. Think National Lampoons Vacation here, I'm probally the first guy who would detour to see the worlds largest ball of string.
Go to check out and the little guy says its 300 bucks. I'm like dude this ain't the Ritz Carlton!! He says "well we have an Olympic sized heated indoor pool and a sauna" I say "I didn't use it!" He says "well you could have". And on and on we go for about 10 minutes him naming off all the glorious ammenites everything from the world class gym to the valet and concierge service. To which all I reply while becoming more and more flustered "I didn't use any of that stuff!!!" To you guessed I get the cool as a cucumber reply "well you could have".
By now I'm getting a little pissed and I'm usually a pretty quick thinker especially at an argument so I calmly tell him "the way I see it you owe me 300 bucks for sleeping with my wife!!" He turned red and whole heartedly assured me that he had done no such thing and was appalled that I would accuse him of such a devious act. I looked him in the eye and said you guessed it "well she was here and you could have!!!"
He adjusted my bill I handed him 80 bucks and happily set off once again King of the American byway!!!
Hope y'all enjoyed this one better than my last attempt at humor, hey ya win some and lose some!! Y'all have a great weekend!!!
