Post yours. A few of my personal favorites:

1) Baby, your maxi-pad must have wings, because that pussy is FLY !!!!

2) Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, wanna F*CK ?!

Im partial to:
" thats a nice shirt, it would look better on my floor"

Funny.  How bout " You must use windex cause I can see myself in your pants."

Dont think that one works.

maybe

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

another doubtful one.


Disclaimer I have never nor will I ever use the above lines on any one at any time any where.  

"Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you are one special girl"

LOL!

You must be from Ireland, cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin!

I'd like to suck on your cl*t until your tits collapse.

Much as that's a true statement sometimes, I just don't think it would work in a social setting.

Hey Julia, why dont you come over here and sit on my lap and we wil ltalk about the first thing that comes up.

ROTFLmao  I ordered it from the Sears Catalog.

I think I'd like to fuck your brains out... But it doesn't look like you've got any !

I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock

I guess a blowjob  is out of the question then