This has been done before on another board. Most everyone had some fun with it. Let's see what you folks can come up with.

The bitches love us!

Dude on the left:
I wish my girlfriend had a pussy this tight.

Dude on the right:  
Your girlfriend does give better head.  Pull this teeth using SOB off me....HELP! HELP!!

"See dude! Didn't I tell you sheep give better head? No upper teeth!"

Redneck threesome

Just a typical Saturday night in West Virginia.  I hear the "bitch" is well reviewed...

Man's Best Friend!!!!!

"Hey Bo, you take the front, I got the back, Let's Roll"!!!!!!!!

"Before the days of TER..."

Her real name is Sandy, but we call her "Finger Cuffs"

I love ewe!!!

I told ya Billy Ray, it feels just like our sister Patsy, from either end. Now wipe that stuff off before I try her out back there.

Homer, can u believe some city slickers pay for it.

Delbert, how can a man give up on somethin like this!

"Sheer Ectasy"

heeh  heeh

Tiger

It's a dog-eat-man world!

Redneck cloning.

"Your dog's a male ... does this make me gay?"

Dude I so totally told yo that Peter Pan Peanut butter works

"Hah, Dude... and like when I jerk the leash like this, she totally Bites!"