The bitches love us!

Dude on the left:
I wish my girlfriend had a pussy this tight.

Dude on the right:  
Your girlfriend does give better head.  Pull this teeth using SOB off me....HELP! HELP!!

Here ya go....

"See dude! Didn't I tell you sheep give better head? No upper teeth!"

Redneck threesome

Man's Best Friend!!!!!

"Hey Bo, you take the front, I got the back, Let's Roll"!!!!!!!!

"Before the days of TER..."

Her real name is Sandy, but we call her "Finger Cuffs"

I told ya Billy Ray, it feels just like our sister Patsy, from either end. Now wipe that stuff off before I try her out back there.

Homer, can u believe some city slickers pay for it.

Delbert, how can a man give up on somethin like this!

"Sheer Ectasy"

heeh  heeh

Tiger

It's a dog-eat-man world!

Redneck cloning.

"Your dog's a male ... does this make me gay?"

Dude I so totally told yo that Peter Pan Peanut butter works

"Hah, Dude... and like when I jerk the leash like this, she totally Bites!"