Carolinas

Re: As long as... :D "Perfect "Piece"...
birdluvr69 75 Reviews 607 reads
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Whoa!  The things you find out watching T.V.---LOL
"Judge Jeanine" says Ron Paul will legalize "Escorting" guess the Bunny Ranch girls know  which side their bread is buttered on;P~~~  
Which Carolina Girl we gonna nominate for VP?  Julia has to be on the "short List", you think:))

birdluvr69 75 Reviews 626 reads
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Julia!!!

I have the perfect piece for your office----when you go get your hair done you sit in it---it goes up and down to get the correct height for a rocket to enter/re-enter your world, it lays flat, or with just the head piece  slightly raised to give the one (pilot?) a clear view for the head-long plunge into the "abyss" just inches in front of his/her face;P~~~

The "co-pilot" has her thighs snuggled into the indentations just below the head piece, there are arm rails along the piece where the pilot's body is resting for the c0-pilot to grasp, OR be secured to for the ride:))  This allows the co-pilot to bend over and work the pilot's Joy Stick  with just her lips and tongue, since her hands are otherwise occupied;P~~~

It makes for a wonderful flight of fantasy in a functional office  decoration piece---the conversations are kinda, sorta limited to  OOOOO!, UUUUMMMMM!, RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!, AAAHHH!, etc:))~~~  

I have one at a cute lil hide away near Charlotte, that I like to take a lady on for a "magic carpet ride" every chance I get!
You probably will want to take it to your VP office for foreign dick na taries;P~~~  If only I can catch you when I am able to take my "toes out of the water, and my ass off the sand";P~~~

oldted 16 Reviews 342 reads
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brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 376 reads
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Let me know if you need help with moving the furniture in. I have wondered if the movers ever get lucky..or is that just the delivery boy..?

brwneyedguy 9 Reviews 327 reads
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Hmmm, myabe I should get some overalls or at least a blue shirt with a name stitched into it, and bring a tool kit...

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