Here is a short list of many and what we are thinking behind that polite reply.
Ladies feel free to add your list as well..

1. "Wow, Do you really read all those books" (( no they are just there to impress you)

2. " Oh, You really do have a real job" ( Yes... I really can read and I am smart too)

3" Can I wear your favorite pair of underwear"( Hell, NO, they are my favorite ones for a reason)

4. "It's my birthday can I have a freebee?" ( Becasue your special right?"}

5.  "Your kids won't be there right?" ( Did you even read my website? )

6.  " So and so let's me do X, You know her right, So you know I am safe" (Not ever going to happen)

Never say never, I am always surprised in this little world that is for sure...

5.  " Your kids arn't there are they"