Mount a sun lamp over your bed (or couch or whatever you fancy) and invite the hottest client that you have over for a half-price two or four hour special! That should warm things up! Have a pitcher of margeritas made, some guacamole dip (multi-functional), some taco chips and large bottles of massage oil and lube displayed prominently.
Time for a margarita, A massages B, some playtime, catch some rays and quiet time, another margarita, switch massages, more play, repeat as needed. That's Dr. Lab's prescription for improving a day. Warning: unrelated content! Any session two hours or more in length is incomplete without someone (in my case usually the lady) getting a quality, deep, minimum half hour massage with a blindfold, feather, good massage oil and five minutes silent time afterwards. Any client not able to give a good massage should be surcharged.
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