Im a decent looking guy whos pretty loaded and new to this whole thing.  There is a little problem.   I am extremely picky.   Yea all your pics are cool but I wanna see more.  No Panties! I love the art of a well groomed woman . I Say we have a contest who can get the best shot down there...haha. Then I can decide which provider best fits me.  Who needs panties anyways, they always get in the way.  First thing I do is OFF with the panties.   O yea, I say hi first. You can only imagine what my favorite sexual pastime is.  Ive wokin up to finding "her" panties around my leg... (dont ask), hanging on lamps, my dog walking by with them in his mouth, hanging from dressers, clocks, tvs, etc.  Same with bras.  One night a pair of panties were om my head.  O man I  felt like one of those guys in that movie Weird Science trying to create a woman...the only difference was they were wearing bras.  So in a nut shell u can show up at my door wearing a rain jacket for all I care...there ya go we can roleplay and Im the Captain of a ship of crazy pirates who have been w/o any females in years.."ahoy maytees"...ill get all my friends over...I know its all about me....!!  But im one hell of a time@!!

at your feet and beg you to choose me! NOT!

Do you really believe that this line of thinking is going to work for you? Obviously, women are not throwing themselves at you for a reason......

I am not trying to be mean but after reading your post I think I would rather throw myself off a bridge..  You might be a nice guy but... this comes accross as extreamly arrogant, self centered and any man who has to announce what a great catch "good time he is" is an instant turn off..
We will know if we want to be with you.. So who are you trying to convince, Yourself or us??

Dude, you ARE loaded with CRAP!

Oh, and BTW, the red devil symbol means ANGRY!  Not horney!  Try again when you grow up.

This stuff is great!

Just how drunk were you when you wrote this?

I wrote this just to get a reaction....just a laugh...u all crack me up..