An old joke with a little rewriting by youres truley.

So 4 guys are sitting around the clubhouse waiting in their tee time when one of them goes outside to take a phone call and tells his buddies he'll catch up with them at first tee. So guys being guys are trying to one up eachother on how successfull their sons where. The first guy tells how his son is a successfull stock broker and he has made so much money he gave his ex girlfriend a large portfolio of blue chip stocks and she doesn't have to worry about money anymore. The next guy tells how his son started out changing oil at the Chevy dealership and is is so smart and motivated he now owns 4 dealerships and he's so well off that he gave one of his ex girlfriends 2 new Corvettes. The third guy not to be outdone says " my son is a builder see all these fine houses around this course, he developed this whole area. In fact he gave one of his girlfriends that big house over there". Now the 4th guy comes up looking very distraught and tells his buddies, "that was my daughter calling she just had to get something off her chest, she has been an escort for years. I can't believe my own daughter does this sort of thing. She must be good at it it though cause her 3 best clients have her a stock portfolio, 2 Corvettes and that big ass house over there!!!"

Y'all have a nice day!