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Made my WHOLE day.
krichardssc 25 Reviews 327 reads
posted
1 / 11
Wow !! I bet that just made your knees weak !! Lol -eom-


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ronnor 20 Reviews 500 reads
posted
2 / 11
Wow! I have to rethink my game, some of mine are sorta similar.

No wonder I don't always get responses. Although, had you ask me "What's in your wallet?" I would have responded "$1k & a couple of condoms." Would I have got a date?

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 337 reads
posted
3 / 11
Bwhahaha Fight fire with fire! NICE, Chick!!! U r funny! :) -e-

Posted By: SweetMelissa
Below is an email that was sent to me and my response.. Sometimes It is just more fun to laugh and be silly.. Bless his heart!.....  
   
  ( HIM) Hay sweet thing whats up i would love to hook up with u  
   
 (ME) Hi cupcake I be just chillin how much cash in your wallett  
   
 

FoxyNC See my TER Reviews 375 reads
posted
4 / 11
+1.... Touché! I'd have to answer not as smart-alecked then! -e-


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TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 337 reads
posted
5 / 11
That'd have been send to the trash with no response had it been me. BUT lol ...

..... your response is pretty funny and I hope he realizes it gives him a mirror to just how ridiculous he sounded.  

Lmfao did he respond?

mona38 See my TER Reviews 335 reads
posted
6 / 11
I'm guessing he responded with one of these!!!


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Related Link: http://memecrunch.com/meme/SIJY/what-s-in-your-wallet

floyd1039 10 Reviews 256 reads
posted
7 / 11
Made my WHOLE day.

All 24 hours. So glad you just responded in kind and not ballistic. On the other hand I do not know how messed up I would have to get to pull a stupid stunt like that. Bless his heart, YES!

SophiaHoneycreams 244 reads
posted
8 / 11
Awesomes Sauce!


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Kayden_love.lv See my TER Reviews 283 reads
posted
9 / 11
Or what about....

Him: Hey my names John would you come see me for an hour
Me: hi John I see you have no reviews or white listings do you have any provider references that would vouch for you  
Him: no but I swear I'm a nice guy could you be here in an hour

Related Link: http://Kayden-love.net

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 240 reads
posted
10 / 11
This is funny. I love the one I just got yesterday…

(Him) - Hey it's my birthday. Maybe u can come over and give me a birthday surprise.

(Me) - 'delete'

Usually I say
"Hi there, let's try this again - Write at least five complete sentences and talk like an educated gentleman."

My old assistant - didn't quite match my branding, but was hilarious to read
"Hey dumbass. I suggest you send your next email with proper grammar. She will not see you if she reads an email like this. I'll delete it so you have a chance." Then proceeded to correct all his grammar haha.

He explained he didn't speak English well lol. I'd already seen him and he was a good client. I felt bad and apologized lol.

floyd1039 10 Reviews 236 reads
posted
11 / 11
It is bad enough for me

To be in my situation but I don't know how good of friends I would have to be to not approach any date hat in hand, please and thank you Mam. I have my reasons. I just feel better being over respectful.  

Posted By: SweetMelissa
Below is an email that was sent to me and my response.. Sometimes It is just more fun to laugh and be silly.. Bless his heart!.....  
   
  ( HIM) Hay sweet thing whats up i would love to hook up with u  
   
 (ME) Hi cupcake I be just chillin how much cash in your wallett  
   
 

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