I don't sleep at hotels, so I leave certain items. Understanding a gigantic vibrator may horrify a housekeeper, I tucked it away in a drawer by it's self, thinking it was safe. WELL. I hadn't checked out yet, and had no early appt's, so I went to retrieve my only item. My dear wand... only to find a clean room and an empty drawer.

I bet housekeeping has a happy team from all the vibrators left in hotels by hookers lol

Same thing has happen to me!  I've left vibrators at hotels, along with condoms, lube, cell phone and lap top chargers, clothes...stinks when it happens!

I never even put condoms, lube, nothing in drawers, under pillows, etc for that very reason. I spend a minute looking like an idiot grabbing it out of my bag. Saves me if I forget. Want to be very careful with my 79 year old brain in a 32 yo's body lol.  

even if you did report it to lost and found and they actually found it and returned it. Who the hell knows where it's been now. I recall once I stayed in a hotel in Atlanta, I think it was a Hilton. As I was unpacking my few clothes for the 3 nights and 4 days I would stay there I found a ladies thong, a vibrator and half dozen condoms in various drawers. I put them all in a trash bag and put them back in the drawer and was really hoping she would return to look for them. I would have been happy to return the items and maybe make a new friend. Unfortunately she never did knock on the door. LOL Another fantasy shot to shit.

Just look for the only happy cleaning lady.

Found that once. Was squeezing it and looking at it… "What's this?" "Oh, that's a douche. You don't know what a douche is?"

How cute, lol.

....I normally double and triple check a room but left in a hurry this instance. I'd left a pair of heels, a dress, glass butt plug amongst other things one and I sheepishly went back to the hotel next day and they had my left behind items bagged up lol.

At least on my floor… there was one that was a little too happy on the first floor too… hmmm…  

There is a very "Happy Housekeeper" out there somewhere!

Posted By: Courtney.ova

I don't sleep at hotels, so I leave certain items. Understanding a gigantic vibrator may horrify a housekeeper, I tucked it away in a drawer by it's self, thinking it was safe. WELL. I hadn't checked out yet, and had no early appt's, so I went to retrieve my only item. My dear wand... only to find a clean room and an empty drawer.  
   
 After mourning my loss for .05 seconds, I went down and checked out as if nothing had happened... Empty handed.  
   
 *sigh*